Author notes: Anything between asterisks are what the Pokemon is doing and anything between square brackets is what they are thinking. All of Magneton's text will be in parenthases with a number before it so you can tell which one is talking. Also I don't own Pokemon, make no profit, own no characters, etc. etc.
Mewtwo: Hello my name is Mewtwo and I'm your host on this season of survivor. The winner will win $1,000,000. The contestants are all Pokemon and there will be 5, yes 5, teams. There is plenty of streams around the island so the water Pokemon can move. The contestants will be here for 43 days. Let's meet the contestants. First off is someone who everybody should know, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Glad to be here everybody.
Mewtwo: Next is [They seriously let this guy in?] Magikarp.
Mewtwo: Next we get 3 contestants in one, everybody meet Magneton.
Magneton: 1(Hello everybody, we're winning this thing) 2(Whatever) 3(Quit being so mean) 2(Shut up)
Mewtwo: Anyway, our next contestant is Chansey.
Chansey: I just hope that we all have fun.
Mewtwo: Our next contestant is Magmar
Magmar: Everybody might as well just give up now because I'm winning this thing.
Mewtwo: Let's just introduce the next 3 together, Dragonair, Jigglypuff, and Meowth.
Meowth: Hey Dragonair, how come your red, aren't you supposed to be blue?
Dragonair: Haven't you ever heard of a shiny Pokemon?
Meowth: [So this is a shiny Pokemon, if I capture him later and sell him to a trainer I ought to be able to make a lot of money.]
Jigglypuff: I just want to be friends with you all.
Mewtwo: You 8 will all be on the first team. You shall be kn...
Magneton: 1(what do you mean 8?) 3(It's not nice to call us one Pokemon)
Mewtwo: Get used to it, and if you interrupt me again, be prepared to feel some pain. Back to what I was saying, you shall be known as Team Kanto. Time to Introduce the members of Team Johto. First member, [another weakling] Sunkern.
Sunkern: I will erase the bad name for all Sunkerns.
Mewtwo: Next is another Pokemon that has to live in the streams, Kingdra.
Kingdra: *tch*
Mewtwo: Next is someone even I would not want to meet in a back alley, meet Houndoom.
Houndoom: You shall all meet your doom.
Mewtwo: Let's speed this up, introducing Quilava, Smeargle, Misdreavus, Sneasel, and Larvitar.
Larvitar: nicetomeetyouallihopeto...
Sneasel: Stop talking so fast, your giving me a headache.
Mewtwo: The next team is...
Quilava: Hey what about the rest of us, don't we get to say something?
Mewtwo: *stares evilly at Quilava*
Quilava: I'll shut up.
Mewtwo: Team Hoenn [as if they didn't see this name coming]. Introducing Mawile, Kirlia, Vibrava, Ninjask, Slakoth, Mudkip, Whismur, and Absol.
*Mawile, Kirlia, Slakoth, Mudkip, Whismur, and Absol walk in, Slakoth being dragged by Absol.*
Mewtwo: Where is Vibrava and Ninjask?
Mawile: Their racing around the island, they just can't keep still.
Mewtwo: Go find them and tell them to get their asses here, NOW!
Mawile: *runs off to find them*
Mudkip: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Everybody except Whismur: NO WE DON'T!
Whismur: What, what did he say?
Absol: What are you, deaf?
Whismur: Your going to have to speak louder, I can't hear you.
Mewtwo: Now, the Sinnoh team. Piplup, Bidoof Buneary, Lucario, Garchomp, Skuntank, Rhyperior, and Glaceon.
Piplup: Hello, it's everybody favorite Pokemon.
Rhyperior: Be quiet, nobody knows who you are.
Lucario: I do, he's umm... Glaceon.
Glaceon: I'm Glaceon.
Lucario: Really?
Buneary: so who is he then?
Piplup: Alright, alright, I get it. But I will be the fan favorite this season.
Buneary: So Glaceon, how about we go out sometime?
Glaceon: Sorry, but your not my kind of girl.
Buneary: How do you know?
Glaceon: I don't like girls who make their move on somebody they barely know. I always think their just ****s trying to find some quick pleasure.
Slakoth: Just like Kirlia's mom.
Kirlia: So, just go back to sleep you lazy bum.
Mewtwo: Hey, hey. This is a family show. Moving on, the final team is the Isshu Team. Tsutarja, Kibago, Tabunne, Waruvile, Choroneko, Hihidaruma, Zorua, Bachuru.
Chansey: EEKK! BUG, GET IT AWAY.
Bachuru: I'm not a bug, spiders are not bugs.
Meowth: Psst, Dragonair, who's that fine lady over there.
Dragonair: That's Choroneko
Meowth: Choroneko, such a lovely sounding name, I gotta make my moves right if I want to get someone like that.
Dragonair: Remember this is a competition, don't let your crush get in the way of our challenges.
Tsutarja: [So, this is my competition. Half of them don't seem like that big of threats. I'm sure I'll be able to beat them with my surperior intelligence]
Waruvile: What's with that smug look Tsutarja, you think you can beat us?
Tsutarja: No, I just always have this look.
Mewtwo: So that is the end of this episode, tune in next time for more Survivor: Mystery Dungeon.
Hope to see you all next chapter be sure to leave reviews or don't. Anything you liked, didn't like just say so. I don't mind constructive criticism just no flaming. Sorry about any typos, all I have to type this with is Notepad.
Also, since it wasn't made clear for most Pokemon, Dragonair, Chansey, Jigglypuff, Misdreavus, Sunkern, Mawile, Kirlia, Whismur, Buneary, Tabunne, & Choroneko are females. The other 29 are males.
