Hello, people of Soul Eater! BookProf101 here! This will mainly be a collection of oneshots and drabbles.

Summary: Maka meets Excalibur. And he won't leave her alone, dammit.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater. I DO however, own a pretty cool purple pen.

Maka stared down the hallway. A long red carpet covered it and rows of students watched as a little man/thing dressed in white strode down the hallway. His white cane waved in the air.

"BAKA!"

"BAKA!"

"BAKA!"

Excalibur turned to her. "Not a BAKA!" He swept his hat off his head with a little bow. "Allow me to sing for you."

Maka wasn't prepared for the sudden torture that was Excalibur's singing. She was forever grateful when Blackstar and Kid grabbed her arms and dragged her away. That awful tune…was ringing in her ears.

"SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!" Blackstar yelled. Kid's face was frozen in the trademark scowl that let the world know: Excalibur was back, and as annoying as ever. You had to feel sorry for Maka…

"Excalibur! Excalibur! From United Kingdom-"

"MAKA CHOP!"

And the world watched as the Holy Sword was Maka Chopped harder than ever before. Soul winced; Maka had hidden power. Excalibur was flat on the ground, unmoving. Quite possibly and most hopefully dead.

Death the Kid, Blackstar, and pixies all across the world cried from happiness (and yes, Kid's tears were symmetrical). The stupid hat was in tatters. Blackstar picked up the cane.

"I AM BLACKSTAR!" The cane snapped.

And the world was at peace; that annoying little man-thing-sword was finally gone.

"BAKA!"

Cue Excalibur face.

For some odd reason, I really like Excalibur…he might be my third or fourth favorite character. But yes, I do sometimes want to Maka Chop him…several times. THAT. STUPID. HAT. At least it's symmetrical…

-BookProf101