Doorknob

Ichigo rolled around on his bed, laughing hysterically and clutching his sides.

"Shut the hell up!" snapped Shiro, clutching the bruise on his jaw. "It's not funny!"

Ichigo rolled off the bed, hitting the ground with a solid thump but continuing to laugh. "A doorknob!" he gasped.

Shiro pouted childishly, sulking over his wounded pride.

"You!" Shiro jumped as Ichigo finally addressed him. "K. . Yourself. On a doorknob." Upon finishing the sentence, ichigo's mock-solemn expression cracked. Then shattered.

"...Whahahahhahahahhahah!"