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13 Ways to Survive a Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Note: I couldn't help it. I just wanted to make this so badly. Enjoy.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, The Organization XIII, Wal-Mart, or the Wal-Mart smilie in anyway; I am just using them for my own stupid entertainment. Thank you.
P.S.: No fruits were harmed in the making of this chapter.
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Chapter I: Grapefruits
Searching…
TARGET FOUND.
Begin mission.
Xemnas (-cough MANSEX cough-) strolled down the Wal-Mart parking lot. He had no cart with him; all he had was his grapefruits. Xemnas loved grapefruits and Zexion had eaten his last one.
"I must buy more!" he thought and yelled it out loud in the parking lot getting odd looks from a three year-old.
However, Xemnas (MANSEX) had no idea what was coming to him. It was beyond sinister, beyond an evil you can imagine. It was…that smilie. You would surely have seen him in that store, plotting and plotting to get people out of his store by attacking them and today, Xemnas was his target.
The smilie jumped out screaming like a banshee. This frightened Xemnas. He looked down at his grapefruits. "I know what I must do!" he shouted and began beating the yellow circle with the fruit. The smilie wailing being covered in grapefruit. "Take this!" Xemnas shouted.
The smilie screamed and ran back into the store. Xemnas looked back triumphantly, "Justice! Fruity, juicy justice!" Xemnas feel to his knees in pride looking at his grapefruits, eyes sparkling.
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(It's short but I couldn't think of much. The next one should be longer.)
