CHARLIE BONE/ HARRY POTTER/ THE THIEF LORD/ ERAGON/ BACK TO THE FUTURE/ ME
RANDOMNESS!!
Where they are: some place in between books…you need to find a book in order to go 'in' to the story.
Me: gah! I forgot to bring my math worksheet home!
Manfred: ha ha ha
Charlie: ha ha ha
Me: stop laughing
Draco: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my body for my body
Me: shut up
Draco: avada kedevra!
Manfred: ha stinkin ha now go and wash those plates
Draco: I'm not your servant! why can't I go to the ball?
Me: ok...no idea where that came from
Draco: didn't you read Cinderella in like kindergarten or something
Manfred: no I read Harry potter
Draco: you should read Draco Malfoy
Me: is that even a book?
Draco: no. why does he get to have a book named after him and I don't?
Me: cause he's good and you're evil
Scipio: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm going to read Charlie Bone.
Manfred: how? He's a person
Scipio+Me: no he's not. He's a book character
Manfred: wait a minute, you mean that I'm a book character too? Then he is too!
Draco: no I'm not I'm too sexy to be fake
Me: you're fake and you too
Scipio: Yay I'm not fake
Me: you too
Scipio: aww
Manfred: ha stinkin ha now go and wash the plates
Scipio: accio plate!
Me: nice try
Draco: ha ha ha. Loser! You're not sexy enough to do it. Accio plates! (A million plates fall on him and he dies)
Pansy: drakiepoo!
Manfred+me+Scipio: where did she come from?
Manfred: fire (kills her)
Manfred+me+Scipio: Yay she's dead! Victory dance
Scipio: I want an I-pod
Me: sorry I don't have money
Manfred: here's an I-Dagbert
Scipio+me: what's that?
Manfred: an I-Dagbert lets you listen to music, radio, chats to you and drowns all your enemies. Just feed it and give it what it wants.
Dagbert: I never said that you could sell me
Manfred: what ever you're his now
Scipio: mine! Mine! All mine! I paid for you and now you're 100 mine! Holy you're cute!
Me: you're gay
Manfred: ignore him
Dagbert: HELP!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh save me from this gay lord!
Scipio: come back come back you're 100 mine!
Dagbert: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Bumps into wall and dies)
Scipio: oh well, there's other fish in the ocean
Manfred: ah! My face!
Me: the phaaaantom of the opera is heeeeere inside the toilet
Manfred: shut up sht face
Me: don't you dare go calling me sht face, Manfred Ezekiel Bloor
Manfred: how did you know my middle name?
Me: I'm physic
Manfred: yeah right
Scipio: you're cute
Manfred: help me mommeeeeeeeeee
Scipio: wait for me! Can I buy an I-Manfred?
Me: no
Scipio: here's a thousand dollars
Me: ok, he's 100 yours with no perspectives added
Scipio: yessss
Manfred: mommeeeeeeeeee
Zelda: don't you dare go chasing after my mannypoo! (Kills Scipio)
Manfred: save meeeeeeeeeeee from zeldaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Suicides)
Zelda: nooooooooo (dies of too much crying)
Me: oh well. Who cares about a bunch of book characters? They're not even real.
Murtagh: excuse me, but do you know how to get to the book Eragon?
Me: murtaaaaaaaaaaaagh! (Chases after him)
Murtagh: aaaaaaaaah! Brisingr!
Me: muahahaha your magic don't work here
Murtagh: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: muahahahaha oops (bumps into the book Eragon and dies)
Murtagh: Yay! Victory dance victory dance hurrah! (Trips and falls. dies)
That guy from back to the future: ok...where are we?
That scientist from back to the future: I told you that you can't use the machine to go into books
That guy from back to the future: aww. I totally want to meet Lindsay Lohan!
That scientist from back to the future: she's not even a book character...
That guy from back to the future: I know. She's a comic character from snoopy
That scientist from back to the future: ...is there anyone dumber than you?
