CHARLIE BONE/ HARRY POTTER/ THE THIEF LORD/ ERAGON/ BACK TO THE FUTURE/ ME

CHARLIE BONE/ HARRY POTTER/ THE THIEF LORD/ ERAGON/ BACK TO THE FUTURE/ ME

RANDOMNESS!!

Where they are: some place in between books…you need to find a book in order to go 'in' to the story.

Me: gah! I forgot to bring my math worksheet home!

Manfred: ha ha ha

Charlie: ha ha ha

Me: stop laughing

Draco: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my body for my body

Me: shut up

Draco: avada kedevra!

Manfred: ha stinkin ha now go and wash those plates

Draco: I'm not your servant! why can't I go to the ball?

Me: ok...no idea where that came from

Draco: didn't you read Cinderella in like kindergarten or something

Manfred: no I read Harry potter

Draco: you should read Draco Malfoy

Me: is that even a book?

Draco: no. why does he get to have a book named after him and I don't?

Me: cause he's good and you're evil

Scipio: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm going to read Charlie Bone.

Manfred: how? He's a person

Scipio+Me: no he's not. He's a book character

Manfred: wait a minute, you mean that I'm a book character too? Then he is too!

Draco: no I'm not I'm too sexy to be fake

Me: you're fake and you too

Scipio: Yay I'm not fake

Me: you too

Scipio: aww

Manfred: ha stinkin ha now go and wash the plates

Scipio: accio plate!

Me: nice try

Draco: ha ha ha. Loser! You're not sexy enough to do it. Accio plates! (A million plates fall on him and he dies)

Pansy: drakiepoo!

Manfred+me+Scipio: where did she come from?

Manfred: fire (kills her)

Manfred+me+Scipio: Yay she's dead! Victory dance

Scipio: I want an I-pod

Me: sorry I don't have money

Manfred: here's an I-Dagbert

Scipio+me: what's that?

Manfred: an I-Dagbert lets you listen to music, radio, chats to you and drowns all your enemies. Just feed it and give it what it wants.

Dagbert: I never said that you could sell me

Manfred: what ever you're his now

Scipio: mine! Mine! All mine! I paid for you and now you're 100 mine! Holy you're cute!

Me: you're gay

Manfred: ignore him

Dagbert: HELP!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh save me from this gay lord!

Scipio: come back come back you're 100 mine!

Dagbert: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Bumps into wall and dies)

Scipio: oh well, there's other fish in the ocean

Manfred: ah! My face!

Me: the phaaaantom of the opera is heeeeere inside the toilet

Manfred: shut up sht face

Me: don't you dare go calling me sht face, Manfred Ezekiel Bloor

Manfred: how did you know my middle name?

Me: I'm physic

Manfred: yeah right

Scipio: you're cute

Manfred: help me mommeeeeeeeeee

Scipio: wait for me! Can I buy an I-Manfred?

Me: no

Scipio: here's a thousand dollars

Me: ok, he's 100 yours with no perspectives added

Scipio: yessss

Manfred: mommeeeeeeeeee

Zelda: don't you dare go chasing after my mannypoo! (Kills Scipio)

Manfred: save meeeeeeeeeeee from zeldaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Suicides)

Zelda: nooooooooo (dies of too much crying)

Me: oh well. Who cares about a bunch of book characters? They're not even real.

Murtagh: excuse me, but do you know how to get to the book Eragon?

Me: murtaaaaaaaaaaaagh! (Chases after him)

Murtagh: aaaaaaaaah! Brisingr!

Me: muahahaha your magic don't work here

Murtagh: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Me: muahahahaha oops (bumps into the book Eragon and dies)

Murtagh: Yay! Victory dance victory dance hurrah! (Trips and falls. dies)

That guy from back to the future: ok...where are we?

That scientist from back to the future: I told you that you can't use the machine to go into books

That guy from back to the future: aww. I totally want to meet Lindsay Lohan!

That scientist from back to the future: she's not even a book character...

That guy from back to the future: I know. She's a comic character from snoopy

That scientist from back to the future: ...is there anyone dumber than you?