Amityville Toaster TMNT Style
Michelangelo scurried into the kitchen where Donatello was waiting for his pot of coffee to percolate. The brown-green turtle lazily watched his brother since he had yet to have a massive shock of caffeine in his system to effectively get his body to function properly. Somewhere in the layer he could hear Raphael's scream as his alarm clock went off for the twentieths time that... -he looked to the wall clock, 4am- ...night. He ran a hand down his face as he heard his baby brother digging something out of the box that had been carried in with him.
"Hey, Donnie, check this out!" Judging from the level of excitement in the young one's voice, Mikey was hopped up on sugar and most likely adrenaline after hearing his package arrived yesterday while he was gone doing... whatever a curious Michelangelo does.
"Do I have to?"
"It's something I got from that internet auction site," he pulled out a red toaster.
"A toaster, Mikey? Don't we have enough of those?"
"Yeah but we don't have a toaster like this! It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville," his voice suddenly went high and scratchy as his eyes shifted from side to side, "Amityville"
Yep, he was high off of sugar.
"You sure you didn't just eat sixteen of those over sized pixie sticks and just ithink/i this is haunted."
"I'm serious dude."
"...So, you bought a haunted toaster?"
"Watch, this is cool," Mikey quickly went to the refrigerator. Grabbing some slices of bread and went back, "You put in regular old white bread aaaand-" he slipped the bread slices in and pushed down the lever. "Now we wait."
It was quiet for a bit of time before Raphael screamed again, the sound of a door opening and then there was an object lobbed into the air. It came whizzing by, nearly hitting Leonardo in the head, just grazing past his beak before impacting on a brick wall and shattering into pieces.
"Raph!!" The leader spun on his heals and ran upstairs to give Raphael a lecture of his life.
"Well," Donatello calmly poured himself a cup of coffee. "That was mildly entertaining."
Mikey nodded in agreement. Toast popped up gaining their attention. Donatello frowned, taking his cup of coffee away from his lips. "Wheat toast. How did you end up with wheat toast?"
Dramatically the youngest replied, "No one knows. But what's cool is that when you put in wheat you get pumpernickel and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blue berry muffin."
"BS."
"Oh yeah, well it just so happens I have some pumpernickel right here."
56 seconds later...
The lever popped up, two halves of a blue berry muffin sprung out of the toaster landing on the counter.
"Whoa."
"See! Blue berry muffin!"
Donnie came closer to the toaster, eyes growing curious, "What happens when you put in a bagel?"
"Good question," the orange clad ninja dove into the fridge once more to dig out a bagel.
6,789 seconds later... And some screaming from Raph about some demon clock reappearing in his room...
The lever popped up once more the two turtles staring at what had come to be inside their kitchen.
"Is... Is that a pork chop?" Purple raised a brow, the whole while forgetting he was holding his now cold cup of coffee.
Mikey frowned, "Ah man, what a jip. I was hoping for one of those toasty cakes."
"Oo, try waffles."
"Aa, you know the auction description said not to use waffles."
"Why?"
"I don't know, something about getting back a human hand. I-I don't want to talk about it."
There suddenly were duel screams from the floor above. Followed by a, "Oh my god! It's got Leo!!"
"Uh, I think it's about time to send back that cursed clock I got Raphie," Mikey scurried out of the room.
Donatello finally took a sip of his coffee, eyeing the toaster.
987 seconds later...
Once again the lever popped up, Donatello's eyes grew wide with curiosity, "Dude, it's a human hand."
Mikey stumbled in holding an alarm clock that jerked in his hands, cord chopped off, "What did I say about using waffles?!"
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