The Misadventures of the Labyrinth

The Misadventures of the Labyrinth

Chapter one

AN:….my friend and I have just watched this movie…found his pants hysterical…lot's of inside jokes. Interested in one review :D.

It was a dark stormy night- No it wasn't! It was sunny! Tell it right!

it was a warm sunny day, Laura and I (I'm Kara by the way :D) we were skipping in the meadow.

The scenery was beautiful, green grass, clear blue sky. It was a beautiful day. The picture was made perfect when two young girls came into the scene. One was short compared to the other, her short brown hair swished from side to side as she skipped. Her arms were linked with a long haired blonde. Their blue eyes glittered with happiness and mischief. The beautiful scene came to a halt as they stopped and started talking.

"…why are we skipping in a meadow?" the brunette asked, a confused look came across her face.

"Because we needed a way to start the story…" the blonde answered. This confused the brunette farther.

"..what story? Oh my god!! There is an owl!" Kara screamed.

"We should send a message to HARRY POTTER!" Laura screamed back.

Unfortunately their screaming scared the owl and it flew away.

"Aww it flew away…this is your fault." Laura said wanting to start a fight

"Was not!"

"Was to!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No, you hang up!" Kara shouted making the argument come to a halt as the German was confused.

"…What? That makes no sense! We aren't on the phone!" Laura replied

"….aren't we meant to be somewhere?" Kara asked, looking at the giant clock in the distant.

"…weren't we meant to do something today? Oh well not important!" With that said they again linked arms and started to skip once again.

The peace was again disturbed by a loud ringing coming from Kara's pocket.

"Oh! I'm vibrating!" She grinned, pulling a pink mobile from her pocket. "Hello?"

"we are in the meadow…opps…yeah…umm do I have to?... you used to be cool dad…fine I guess we can look after the twerp…can you get us some redbull and vodka?...pleeeeease?...i'll be your best friend!...so, I'll be your best friend instead of your daughter…I love you?...THANK YOU DADDY!...see you soon"

"so…who was that?" Laura asked the obvious

"Dad….he wants us to baby sit my cousin…" Kara sighed.

A look of horror appeared on Laura's face. Then it was almost like you could see the lightbulb as she got a fantastic idea.

"We should teach him the wrong colours!!" Laura squealed

"Why would we do that?

"Because when you learn the wrong colours as a child you will never learn it right"

"That sounds great! Lets destroy his life! YAY!"

The two girls then proceeded to turn around and skip towards Kara's home.


The house was dark when they made it home.

"Mum, dad I'm home!"

Silence. The two girls started to get scared. They clutched onto each other and moved towards the kitchen. They moved slowly to the fridge. Opened it. There inside was vodka and redbull. They sighed. While Laura prepared the drinks, Kara found a note saying.

Hey Girls

Matthews already asleep, redbull and vodka is in the fridge. Have a good night, please don't destroy the house we'll be back tomorrow.

Kisses

Mum

"I found a note" Kara says. Picking it up.

Laura hands Kara a drink, just as they are about to take a swig she says.

"Alcohol destroys brain cells" Both girls looked at each other, grinned then downed their drinks.

The party was suddenly ruined by a certain child screaming his head off.

"I thought the note said he was a sleep…Mum's a liar, she lied to me! I can't believe she lied!"

"No, no this is our chance!"

"Our chance?"

"Our chance"

"TO TEACH HIM WRONG COLOURS!" The two girls scream in unison.

They venture upstairs, following the screams of the baby.

"Hey Matthew see this RED blanket? It's red! You like red don't you?" Kara says holding up a blue blanket.

The screaming continues.

"I would scream too if I was wearing pink pajamas like you do." Laura says pointing at his green pajamas.

The screams continue.

"This is boooooring!" Kara moans

"…Let's sing our song!" Laura grins, her eyes sparkling with anticipation.

"Child of the wilderness

Born into emptiness

Learn to be lonely

Learn to find your way through darkness.

Who will be there for you?

Comfort and care for you?

Learn to be lonely

Learn to be your one companion"

Screams continue.

"Oh my god! I wish the goblins would come and take you away!" Kara screams

"Goblins kara?" Laura asks sceptically

"Yes goblins….do you wanna fight?"

"No lets just drink more…."

"Okay"

The two girls leave the room to get the alcohol out of the kitchen. They notice that the screaming suddenly stops.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Kara hmm's.

"What?"

"No screaming….Let's have a party" Kara says pulling out a silly dance move.

"I just realized….i left my glass in his room" Laura says, pulling a sad face.

The two girls venture upstairs and hear creepy music.

"Where the fuck is that music coming from?" Kara wonders

"How can the baby sleep with that music on?" Laura wonders

"Eh ignore it…just grab your glass." Kara accepts it.

Laura grabs her glass ignoring all the goblins around her, trying to hide. They fail at hiding. When she notices something at the window!

"OH MY GOD! HEDWIG IS BACK!" Laura screams.

"…she must have a note for us from Harry." Kara grins. "Wait a second….where's the baby?"

"Who cares?"

"We haven't taught him the wrong colours properly…"

"Maybe Harry borrowed it?"

"Why would Harry borrow a baby?" Kara wondered

"I don't know….your the fan you tell me!"

Their conversation is disturbed by the glass door opening and some random guy with tight pants coming in.

"…who are you? Why are your pants so tight?...i'm hungry" Kara says losing interest in him very quickly.

Laura moves beside Kara and whispers loudly so the whole room can hear

"I can see his dick!"

"To bad we can't see his shoulders" Kara whispers back. The two girls break down into hysterical giggles

The weirdo at the window clears his throat. They both look at him.

"Hey…What are you wearing? Wink wink." Laura giggles. Kara cracks up beside her and falls to the ground.

"…What?" The weirdo speaks!

"Oh my god? You can speak too? WE MUST BE TWINS!" Kara squeals.

"I am Jareth, the goblin king!"

The girls blink.

"Cooooooooool….were did Hedwig go?" Laura wonders

"Maybe she disapperated" Kara answers.

"Maybe…."

The goblin king interrupts again.

"Jesus! I'm the fucking owl! And I stole the fucking child!"

"Woah! You are so angry! Calm down psycho!" Kara says.

"You are so mean! We wanted to teach him the wrong colours!" Laura yells

"Why?" The goblin king questions.

"What do you think?! To ruin his life of course!" Laura says, with kara in the background saying "derrrrr"

"You will ruin his life if you leave him with me."

"Awwwww but that's less fun!" The girls whine.

"I want him back!"

"Give him back or we will take a picture of your pants and post them on the internet...ruining your life" Evil laughter follows.

"How would that ruin my life? I think they are rather sexy" Jareth says upfronted.

"Well we weren't complaining….wink wink" Kara says winking at him and grinning.

"You have to solve my labyrinth if you want the child back! You have 13 hours"

"I've got the vodka" Laura says "We are ready to leave!"

"I guess so…we don't have anything to do for the next 13 hours…" Kara accepts it…again.