Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter One – The Need for Speed
Vatican City, Rome, Italy
The Illuminati sat around the table in the Pope's chambers awaiting the arrival of a very exciting guest, Amy Dumas Michaels, who was expected to be arriving shortly. Alannah Pirelli had assured the Pope that she was on her way.
"I'm surprised she didn't wait to mourn over her husband's unfortunate death," one of the counsel said and the rest of the brotherhood nodded.
"Yes he's only been dead for a few hours and she's already prepared to have him buried right here in Vatican City," another council member said.
"She's a wise woman, this Amy must be aware of the consequences of what would happen to her if she were to refuse our request and not show up here today," another council member said and the brothers nodded in agreement.
"This day is going to change Amy's life forever," the Pope said and a messenger came into the chambers and told him that Amy had arrived in Italy; he also told the Pope that she was not alone. "It would be too much to expect for her to leave her family behind in the United States. That's fine, we'll make them all feel right at home, as long as they don't try and pull any "DX" like stunts," the Pope said and the Illuminati grimaced at the mention of DX.
"Those Degenerates are here in Vatican City?" one of the council members said with great reproach. "How could a woman so awesome marry into such a terrible family?"
"Don't worry brother, after our meeting the last thing on Amy's mind will be staying in that awful family in that awful pro wrestling industry. We want her to feel right at home here in the Vatican, after all this is where we want her to stay, with her two friends Trish and Melina," the Pope said and the sound of burning rubber caught the attention of everyone around the table and each member got up and looked outside. The Pope furrowed his brow, it sounded like there was a car coming towards his chambers at a high speed.
"Goodness! There's a red-headed woman in a black mustang driving towards the building!" one of the council members said looking out of the window.
"Red hair?" the Pope said and the members panicked as Amy crashed into the Vatican, up into the building right up to the door where they were standing, in clear violation of Vatican law. Amy rolled on into the Pope's chambers still in her car causing the Illuminati to disperse and flee the Pope's chambers, leaving the Pontiff alone with the Anointed one. Her daughter Rebecca Michelle was in the passenger seat.
"That was fun mom, let's do it again!" Rebecca Michelle said as Amy stared at the Pope from behind the windshield.
"Maybe afterwards, I've got some unholy business to finish with the world's worst Pope," Amy said unbuckling her seat belt. "Go wait outside I won't be long," she said to Remi but Lil' Red wasn't going anywhere.
"Na-uh, mom I'm not leaving you here with the Pope." Remi said glaring at the Pontiff who demanded that Amy bring Shawn's dead body over from Los Angeles to be ceremonially buried in the last place Shawn would ever want to be buried.
"You can't blame her for not wanting to leave me alone with you, after all you did see to it that Shawn wouldn't be here to defend me," Amy said to the Pope angrily. "But don't worry he won't be dead for much longer and when he comes back to life, he is going to kick the sweet chin out of you!"
"Get that car out of here!" one of the Illuminati members said to Remi banging on the passenger seat window.
"Get away from my daughter," Amy warned the man and the Pope nodded for him to listen to Amy.
"Do as she says," he said and the brother swallowed nervously, there was so much Righteous Indignation coming from Amy even the Pope was starting to sweat. "I'm so glad you came and more importantly I'm glad you came without that insubordinate DX family of yours. While I admit that losing your husband was a high price to pay, your loss is my gain because I have an offer that you must take and it was solely on the condition that Shawn Michaels not be here to threaten me that I can now make you this once in a lifetime offer Ms. Dumas,"
"That's Mrs. Amy Michaels," Amy corrected the Pope and the Pope shook his head.
"After you hear what I have to say your name won't even matter. Amy, I would like you to be part of my counsel here in Rome," the Pope said.
"But the papacy is for men only," Amy said.
"I know but I'm making an exception for you. From the moment I saw you I couldn't think about anything else. You are the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life and it would be a crime against nature for a man as low down and dirty as that rotten Shawn Michaels to wear your wedding ring, or for any man to wear your wedding ring for that matter. There is only one man who can stand on the same level as you and that's me, Il Papa. In short Amy, I would like you to be the first female member of my papacy and then when I die, I want you to replace me as the first female Pope," the Pope said and Amy was stunned into silence while Rebecca Michelle's mouth was on the floor of her mother's mustang.
"Mom say yes!" she yelled from inside the car. Instead of saying "Yes!" Amy spat in the Pope's face and slapped him across his right cheek.
"How dare you talk about Shawn like that," she said in disgust, "I don't want to be the first female Pope, I want my husband back. There's only one thing I want from you old man and that's your word that when my husband comes back to life, you won't throw us in jail for the rest of our lives. Shawn and I have already been in jail for a crime we didn't commit and there some wedding dates scheduled for our family that we do not want to miss because you decided to stick your big fat head into our family's business. Now if you think my dream is to spend the rest of my life stuck in a stuffy, rusty old building with thirteen other equally stuffy, rusty and old men instead of my beautiful, tender and loving husband and family, maybe you should change that hat once and awhile because its causing brain damage,"
Rebecca Michelle panicked, "Mom don't piss off the Pope, just say yes!" she screamed from the passenger seat.
"Be quiet Remi I know what I'm doing," Amy said to her daughter.
"But Mom he's the Pope he doesn't answer to anyone except the Illuminati. If you want him to listen to you you're going to have to join them," Remi said.
"Your daughter's right Amy, I can't let you have that deal until you first take me up on mine. Your husband can be a free man but you can no longer be with him, you will have to stay here with me in the Vatican while Shawn goes back to the United States with the rest of your precious DX family," the Pope said and Amy raked her hands over her face in fury.
"Nobody is going to drive me away from the only people who matter, not even you. I'm outta here and if you're not down with that, I've got two words for you," Amy said getting back into her mustang. "SUCK IT!" she cried out before reversing out of the Vatican and to the cemetery where Shawn was being buried in front of a worldwide audience. The Pope was the guest of honor only now it was going to be a showdown on the South of Italy between the soon to-be resurrected Shawn Michaels and the man in the big white hat with the thing for his Big Red wife.
