So this little short story was born yesterday when it was snowing yesterday. A friend of mine somehow came up with the song while watching CSI (YAY GEORGE EADS! 3) with me and she created this little sucker. We both know that this doesn't really sound easy to sing but you'll get it! Maybe. My friend managed to sing it and my brain hurt from trying.
Enjoy! (I hope. She wrote it. I posted it.)
I do not own D-gray man. I do own my OCs along with the song to which my friend has joint custody.
Iris closed her eyes happily as the snow slowly drifted down around her. Smiling, bright blue eyes opened to gaze upon the woods surround the tower. The snow had covered everything, the pine trees green peaking out from under the dusting of white, it was nothing but a lovely painting of peacefulness.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Peacefulness gone.
Iris turned to frown at Kanda, who raised an eyebrow at her glare. He was wearing a heavy black jacket over his Exorcist uniform, a thick grey scarf wrapped around his neck with a pair of gloves to match. He, in turn, took a look at her attire. A pair of sweatpants and long sleeved top with a pair of fuzzy boots.
"That's it?" he demanded, pointing at her choice of clothing.
Reaching out, Iris whacking him against the shoulder with a scowl. "Hey, it was snowing. I'm allow to run outside for joy. Besides, its not that cold."
"So in your terms, you reverted back to a 5 year old."
She stuck her tongue out at him. "Meany."
He snorted and turned his attention outside, standing next to her. They were both quiet for a while until a powerful gust of wind nearly blew Iris off her feet.
"Holy-!" Iris yelped, wrapping her arms around her sides, curling inward.
The dormant protective feeling that was buried deep into Kanda's inner being kicked in. Automatically, he began to unbutton his coat to drop over her head only to hear a irritating familiar voice butt in.
"Geez Iris! Are you trying to get sick?" Lavi cheerfully asked, standing next to Iris, Lenalee right behind him.
Kanda inwardly snarled at the sight of the rabbit and girl, his hands pausing from unbuttoning his coat. Damn them. Like him, both Lenalee and Lavi were also dressed in warm clothing for the weather.
Lavi happily pulled a heavy brown coat out and placed it around Iris' shoulders, making sure that she was snugly wrapped in warmth. "Here. Don't want you getting sick now do we?" he teased her playfully.
Kanda's eye twitched at the sight of Lavi's arms around her. Quickly he buttoned up his coat to avoid getting asked questions he didn't feel like answering.
"So Iris! Have any plans for Christmas?" Lenalee asked kindly.
The said woman shrugged, keeping the coat wrapped around her shoulder. "Not really. Send some letters, sleep in, all that fun stuff."
Lavi suddenly got an evil glint in his eye. "Well, I have something that will you merry through out all of the holiday!" he cheered happily.
Iris quirked an eyebrow at him. "Oh. Should I be worried?" Casting a glance at Lenalee who shrugged.
"I have no idea what he's doing." she admitted.
"Who's doing what?" chimed in Allen who walked up to the group.
The ticked off mark on Kanda's forehead grew at the of the beansprout. Great.
Lavi happily ran in front of them, adjusting his scarf and his one green eye sparkled playfully.
"Ready?"
Iris shared a glanced with the other two and a silent fuming Kanda before nodding to Lavi with a sigh. "Dazzle us Lavi."
He began to sing.
"On the 1st day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! A Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!
"On the 2nd day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 3rd day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 4th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 5th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 6th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Six Noahs a plottin'! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 7th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plottin'! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 8th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Eight Man Eating Flowers! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plotting! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 9th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Nine Akuma Exploding! Eight Man Eating Flowers! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plotting! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 10th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Ten Clocks a Time Turnin'! Nine Akuma Exploding! Eight Man Eating Flowers! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plotting! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 11th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Eleven Finders Finding! Ten Clocks a Time Turnin'! Nine Akuma Exploding! Eight Man Eating Flowers! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plotting! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
"On the 12th day of Christmas the Order gave to Me! Twelve Flying Golems! Eleven Finders Finding! Ten Clocks a Time Turnin'! Nine Akuma Exploding! Eight Man Eating Flowers! Seven Souls a Saving! Six Noahs a plotting! Five Gold Coated Generals! Four Crazy Komlins, Three Coffee Slurping Squints, Two Lovely Ladies and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
They were all silent when he finished the song. Lenalee, Allen, and Iris stared with blank expression.
"Well? Whaddya think?" Lavi asked with a grin.
"Well...its...creative and...unique..." Iris said slowly, turning her gaze to Kanda and blanched at his expression.
His bangs was hiding his eyes but his bared teeth was visible. "Usgai..."
"Eh? What is it Yu?"
"DIE DAMN IT!"
Iris laughed at the sight of Kanda chasing after Lavi who was cackling madly as he dodged the flying sword that was aimed at his head. "Aw c'mon Yu!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Allen let out a sigh and turned to the girls. "Shall we go in for so hot cocoa while these two let out all their energy?"
Lenalee smiled and nodded, the two of them leaving Iris outside, her blue eyes full of fondness at the sight of Kanda and Lavi.
After 5 minutes of running around in the snow, Lavi finally raced inside the Tower, laughing merrily as he vanished into the warmth of the building. Kanda panted softly, wiping the sweat from his forehead and sheathed Mugen as he walked towards Iris. She smiled at him and said,
"Feel better?"
He grunted, making her grin.
With a sigh, Iris tugged her coat around her shoulders and took one last look at the snow falling in heavy chunks. She smiled and said,
"Don't you love the snow, Kanda?"
He grumbled softly and told her in reply, "C'mon, let's get inside before we freeze."
"Alright." She gave in, following him into the Tower, humming the song while Kanda sent her a glare.
"... and a Kanda trying to Decapitate Me!"
So...tada? Remember what I said before, a friend came up with this and asked me to post it. Plus I'm in a Christmasy mood.
Ninjachipmunk's Friend: Hey guys reading this!
Ninjachipmunk: What are you doing?
Ninjachipmunk's Friend: What do you think I'm doing? I'm talking to the readers.
Ninjachipmunk: But why?
Ninjachipmunk's Friend: Cause I wanna know what these readers think of it.
Ninjachipmunk: Okay then...So you heard the lady, read and review!
