A Day As Captain Falcon

By P.T. Piranha

5:00 AM Wake up

"Falcon Awaken!" Captain Falcon got out of his bed of nails and ran outside.

5:01 AM Breakfast

"Falcon Punch!" Falcon ran into his kitchen and punched his fridge, causing it to blow up. A bowl fell and landed on his table and then cereal (Falcon Crunch) fell and landed in the bowl. "Falcon Eat!"

5:02 Practice

"Falcon Practice!" Captain Falcon ran outside to the Blue Falcon and practiced on some of his private racetracks. He beat his own record time.

Noon Smash

"Falcon Smash!" Falcon quickly left F-Zero to go be in Smash Bros.

1:00 PM Lunch

"Falcon Lunch!" Captain Falcon ran back home (he didn't need his car) and Falcon Kicked his pantry and it blew up, causing lunch to land on his table. "Falcon Consume!"

1:01 Look for Bounties

"Falcon Read!" Captain Falcon read his newspaper (or rather stared it down until the newspaper told him what he was looking for). He saw a guy in the paper and went to go hunt his bounty.

1:02 Bounty Hunt

"Come on!" Captain Falcon summed the Falcon Flyer and went off to go catch some guy. Samurai Goroh game.

"Hey! Captain Falcon! You suck!" Samurai Goroh shouted.

"Show your moves!" Captain Falcon commanded.

"Uhhhh-" Samurai Goroh said right before he blew up from Captain Falcon looking directly at him.

1:04 Race

"Come on!" Falcon summoned the Falcon Flyer and got in and it dropped him off at Big Blue. He also had his Blue Falcon back. How? He's Captain Falcon.

"GO!"

"Falcon Win!" Captain Falcon then won the race in 2.09 seconds. The ref was handing out the trophy but Captain Falcon just drove by and snatched the trophy.

... The rest of the day couldn't be documented as the writer was ran over by the Blue Falcon.

"Yes!" Captain Falcon said.

... Forgive me, I don't play F-Zero I just wanted to give it a shot.