This is just pure crack starring some of the Dex Holders from "Pokémon Special".

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Sapphire was running towards the others, who were having a conversation.

"Guys, did you hear?" called out the girl with the cute little fangs.

"Hear what?" asked Red, the leader of the Dex Holders.

"Gold got two girls pregnant."

"What? Who?" demanded Professor Oak's assistant, Kris.

"Whitney and Maylene."

"Really?" questioned Red's girlfriend, Blue.

"I also heard rumors that he might have gotten DJ Mary knocked up as well."

Everyone was silent, surprised and a little disturbed at this news. The silence was then broken by Silver.

"Well…I guess Gold is living up to his title, "The Breeder"."