My Hogwarts Story: Chapter One: Mitchie's Profile and discovery
Ok, what would happen if Me, Hannah and Aspen went to Hogwarts?
So here's our profiles, I got board and I honestly don't feel like updating a story right now. That involves PLOTS
ME! you will be in my POV
Name- Michelle 'Mitchie' Caitelynne Powers
Age- 11(I'M 16 BUT THIS HAS TO START AT THE BEGINING!)
History- (this will be like how we became witches and wizards, in their POV)
Could switching to gieco-
I closed out of the youtube browser, those adds got so annoying. I was on my computer, soaking wet, because I was just out in the heavy rain. It had cleared up, but I was to lazy to dry off to yeah. I heard a click and saw that Hannah had sent me a message on AOL.
'Hey!'
I cheaked my phone, she had texted like 5 times. I rolled my eyes.
'Wats wid da txtin? u no i neva read em.'(What's with the texting? You know I never read them.)
I replied.
Her comeback was pretty quick.
'GO OUTSIDE!'
Then she logged off. What the fuck? She can't have carried her laptop. And she just sprained her ankle she can't plan on running here. I shook my head and went out. I saw an owl sitting on top of my dad's car. As it saw me it flew onto the ground. I smirked, smart bird. I saw and envelope and remembered those pigeons they used to use for mail. Wooooowww. Ever heard of email? I decided to snoop and read it, but no way that was for me. I looked at the adress.
Michelle Powers
House on middle of Lonewolf Ave.(my real street lol)
Bedroom next to leather chair
Bella Vista, Arkansas. USA
What the fuck? Stalkers. Well, it's mine. I can read it without stapeling it shut and hoping they don't notice.
(I copied this from my book and edited it to fit me.)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of merlin, fist class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards
Dear Ms. Powers
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equiptment. Term begins on september 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy headmistress
I looked at the other peice of old fat paper.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Uniform
First years will require:
1.) Three sets of Plain Black Work robes (black
2.) One plain pointed hat (Black) for day wear
3.) One pair of protective gloves (Dragon Hide or similar)
4.) One winter Cloak (Black, silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupils clothes should carry name tags
Course Books
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The standard book of spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
A history of magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical theory by Adalbert Waffling
A beginners guide to transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One thousand magical herbs and fungi by Phyllida Spore
Magical draughts and potions by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and where to find them by Newt Scamander
The dark forces: a guide to self protection by Quentin Trimble
Other equiptment
1 wand
1 caldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set of glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales
Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS!
Ok, first off. ALL CLOTHING! NO WAY IN HELL I'M SEWING MY NAME ON MY UNDERWEAR.
Two I AM NOT WEARING A BATHROBE TO A SCHOOL! THIS HEADMASTER MUST BE A FUCKING PERV BORN YESTERDAY IF HE WANTS ME TO WEAR THAT!
Next, WHERE DO I GET THOSE!
Also, I DON'T GIVE A CRAP HOW IMPORTANT THEY THINK THEY ARE! I AM NOT GOING TO ENGLAND WITHOUT JACOB! HE MAY BE A WOLF BUT IT TOOK FOREVER JUST TO GET HIM!
And, I'm getting an owl and naming it Nikki. Why? I want to.
Plus, WHO CLEANS A DORM!
The witch part was offensive, but I don't care. I have MAGIC! I CAN LIGHT REYANNE'S PANTS ON FIRE AND MAKE LANDON LOVE HANNAH!
Sweet.
I went inside, careful to keep the door quiet.
I decided to look for a website. I saw that it was pretty boaring. I clicked STUDENTS on the top. I saw this flashy thing come from my web cam and then I saw your average school site. On the side it said CONTACT US, I clicked that.
I copied the email and went onto aol.
I ignored the offline messages from hannah and the email from my grandma and started an email.
TO: (not real don't click it)
FROM: (my email)
Dear Crappy School who doesn't even bother to tell the fucking bird to LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE MY HAND IS BLEEDING!
What joke is this? A well thought out one at that, but what? Nobody I know except me is smart enough to pull this one.
A witch? Ok guys I catch the hint 'Ease up on the sarcasm!'
But England, nice touch. It's far enough away that I wouldn't have heard of it and not knowing it's culture or whatever I wouldn't be able to comment on the crappy name.
And having my friend AOL me so that dad wouldn't notice the bird first? Genius.
A BATH ROBE! seriously, if this was real I would think that Alpus dude would be a real perv, wanting me to wear a bathrobe.
But Mugwump? Sounds like a mixture of Meth and Spongebob overdose! I bet your planning on showing my email saying WHERE DO I SIGN UP? to everyone at school.
I'll admit, I would LOVE to go to a school of magic, but it aint real so get lost amatures.
Lots of love,
Mitchie
Ps. that signature is automatic so I can't do anything about it. Don't know you so don't love you. Probably wouldn't even love you then.
I pressed send. In like 5 seconds I heard the You've got mail! scream. I figures just another hater on my stories. I looked at the sender,
Oh god, I decided to suck it up and not delete it as soon as I got it.
Dear Ms. Powers
I am terribly sorry that nobody told you this. Ms. Powers, you are indeed a witch. We must ask that you do watch you language if you attend our school, as the other students may pick up on it like at you current one. Our headmmaster Albus Dumbledore will be in contact soon to alert your father. He should be recieved a little while after this email is recieved. You will be taken to Diagon Alley by him tomorrow and you will pick up your supplies. Robes are different in the wizarding world than in the ones in the muggle world, so please do not speak of our headmaster that way.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagal.
As I finished the letter I heard a knock at my door. Well, kinda. I heard my screan open so I grabbed my broom handel I used as I wepon and answered the door, ready to hit anyone who tried to hurt me.
I saw a dude who looked about a million. He explained that he was magic, and I told him to prove it. He lit my piano on fire! It was fine but I am NOT asking for proof again. He's lucky he didn't do that to my guitar, I would NOT let that go.
I couldn't wait to tell Banana and Asprin.
