D.H.M- I DO NOT OWN NARUTO (though I really wish I did… Garra's super sexy…)

Characters: Naruto, Saske, Kakashi, Garra, Kiba, and - last but not least, Rock lee!!!!!!

Please keep the reviews coming!!!!! (Gives out popcorn) here we go!

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" Ramen, anyone?" Naruto asked the group. They were sitting in a booth at a bar close to Kiba's house.

"Sure," they replied.

"Flavors?"

"Ummm…one beef, one shrimp, and two chickens," Saske said, looking around.

" 'Kay!" Naruto exclaimed. As he went to buy the ramen, Saske, Kiba, and Lee all resumed their conversation.

" Do you really think Kakashi-sensei will start teaching by the book, Lee!?" Saske commented, looking incredulous.

"Well, as long as the is no porn for him to read, then it's possible…" Kiba put in.

" That's what I'm talking about!" Lee smoldered. " I walked past his office the other day, and he was crying. It seems the porn capitals of the world are coming to a halt. They've canceled all subscriptions and issues."

"Ramen's here!!!!" Naruto exclaimed. Four bowls of steaming ramen flew to their owners.

"Anyways," Naruto said, putting in his views," why doesn't he just- imagine it up or something?"

"Naruto- have you ever seen porn? Read it? Rented it?" Lee asked.

"Well, I've heard of it, I thought that was enough-" he began.

"Baaka! It's kinda hard to imagine it when you're-" Lee went red and started to talk of the weather (it was sunny, yet he called it rainy), and Saske had the guts to continue.

"Look, you butthead: the fact is that if we don't stop the porno factories from closing, Kakashi will start to teach us the right way. I don't know about you, but I think running is a hell of a lot better than endless jump roping."

" Okay! I got a plan!!!" Kiba suddenly shouted, bring the whole bar's attention to himself, including Garra of the sand village. He quickly sat in the booth closest to the group, and started to eavesdrop.

" Okay. We can use our ninja skills, and tell the heads of the porno companies our situation. If they don't reply nicely, then we'll threaten," he said quickly, yet so quietly that Garra had to lean in to catch every word. Garra liked this plan, so he went over to give his views.

" I couldn't help overhearing-"

"I bet you could, bastard!" Naruto spat.

"- About your little-ah- heist. I am offering my skills." He finished, as though Naruto had not interrupted him.

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Send more reviews, and I'll continue. You have been a wonderful audience! (Gives out Garra keychains) until later!

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