This list was made by my sister and I when we were delirious. It was one o'clock in the morning and we were eating lollies. I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did making it. ;P
Lord Voldemort is best viewed at a distance
Lord Voldemort is a hobo
Lord Voldemort has an ego bigger than his nostrils
Lord Voldemort doesn't bathe
Lord Voldemort is alone
Lord Voldemort wears a bath robe
Lord Voldemort gives Harry nightmares
He gives everyone nightmares
Including himself
Lord Voldemort has an unhealthy obsession with death
Lord Voldemort is bald ... like an old man
Lord Voldemort was defeated by a one-year-old.
Lord Voldemort has anger management issues
Lord Voldemort eats goblin pie
Lord Voldemort does not believe in nargles
Lord Voldemort does not have a saving people thing
Lord Voldemort approves of the guillotine
Lord Voldemort does not like flowers (bugs sit on them and make poo!)
Lord Voldemort is stupid
Lord Voldemort does not wear shoes
Lord Voldemort is watching you RIGHT NOW
Lord Voldemort does not approve of J.K. Rowling killing him off
Lord Voldemort can't tell the time
Lord Voldemort hates analogue clocks
Lord Voldemort likes to mess with people's minds
Lord Voldemort needs a life
Lord Voldemort doesn't eat
Lord Voldemort is an annoying piece of dirt
Lord Voldemort has overstayed his welcome
Lord Voldemort approves of Dolores Umbridge
Lord Voldemort is scarred for life
Lord Voldemort needs a manicure
Lord Voldemort needs to work on his social skills
Lord Voldemort is mentally unstable
Lord Voldemort talks to himself
Lord Voldemort speaks in third person
