This list was made by my sister and I when we were delirious. It was one o'clock in the morning and we were eating lollies. I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did making it. ;P

Lord Voldemort is best viewed at a distance

Lord Voldemort is a hobo

Lord Voldemort has an ego bigger than his nostrils

Lord Voldemort doesn't bathe

Lord Voldemort is alone

Lord Voldemort wears a bath robe

Lord Voldemort gives Harry nightmares

He gives everyone nightmares

Including himself

Lord Voldemort has an unhealthy obsession with death

Lord Voldemort is bald ... like an old man

Lord Voldemort was defeated by a one-year-old.

Lord Voldemort has anger management issues

Lord Voldemort eats goblin pie

Lord Voldemort does not believe in nargles

Lord Voldemort does not have a saving people thing

Lord Voldemort approves of the guillotine

Lord Voldemort does not like flowers (bugs sit on them and make poo!)

Lord Voldemort is stupid

Lord Voldemort does not wear shoes

Lord Voldemort is watching you RIGHT NOW

Lord Voldemort does not approve of J.K. Rowling killing him off

Lord Voldemort can't tell the time

Lord Voldemort hates analogue clocks

Lord Voldemort likes to mess with people's minds

Lord Voldemort needs a life

Lord Voldemort doesn't eat

Lord Voldemort is an annoying piece of dirt

Lord Voldemort has overstayed his welcome

Lord Voldemort approves of Dolores Umbridge

Lord Voldemort is scarred for life

Lord Voldemort needs a manicure

Lord Voldemort needs to work on his social skills

Lord Voldemort is mentally unstable

Lord Voldemort talks to himself

Lord Voldemort speaks in third person