Dear, self-loathing Oz
A child will save you now
But, could it be Ozma had probable cause?
Dear Dorothy, take a bow
Tik-Tok will assist in your quest
As you fend off Wheelers and stones alike
The annoying Billina will protest
And Ozma wants your head on her pike
Dear, decaying Oz
How quickly you fell
The Nome King too had probable cause
Such a beautiful kingdom, now living in hell
Jack Pumpkinhead is a beloved creature indeed
Searching for a motherly love
Another assistant in your heroic deed
You are their angel sent from above
Dear, decaying Oz
Have you learned you lesson yet?
Stealing Emeralds just because
Vanity's price is hefty debt
Only after risking her own life
Will Dorothy prevail
Ending The Scarecrow and The Nome King's strife
Perhaps The Nome King has lifted your fairytale veil.
