Dear, self-loathing Oz

A child will save you now

But, could it be Ozma had probable cause?

Dear Dorothy, take a bow

Tik-Tok will assist in your quest

As you fend off Wheelers and stones alike

The annoying Billina will protest

And Ozma wants your head on her pike

Dear, decaying Oz

How quickly you fell

The Nome King too had probable cause

Such a beautiful kingdom, now living in hell

Jack Pumpkinhead is a beloved creature indeed

Searching for a motherly love

Another assistant in your heroic deed

You are their angel sent from above

Dear, decaying Oz

Have you learned you lesson yet?

Stealing Emeralds just because

Vanity's price is hefty debt

Only after risking her own life

Will Dorothy prevail

Ending The Scarecrow and The Nome King's strife

Perhaps The Nome King has lifted your fairytale veil.