Invader… Gir?
Chapter 3
As if my day hadnt been wierd enough, now, I was sorrounded by HUMANS! Then I came up with a brilliant idea... I mean, what else would you expect from me? I saw the creepy chihuahua walking down the road and it was REALLY creeping me out. I pointed at it and all of them looked at it. They all screamed and ran. I never thought I'd say this, but thank goodness for the creepy chihuahua! Anyhow... back to the real mission. I decided that it wasn't safe outside anymore so I climbed into the window of Ms. Bitters klassroom and hoped no one would notice me. Anyhow, to make a long story short... I got noticed.
"Its his servant!!! THATS ZIMS SERVANT!" Dib yelled like a maniac.
"Zim, is that dog yours?" Ms Bitters asked Gir.
"Oh no. Hes my master!" Gir screeched. I shoved him in the stomache. "Uh, I mean... yup! hes my dog! ALL MINE! SO STAY AWAY!" Gir pointed his finger at a couple of my klassmates. "MINE."
Ms. Bitters raised her eyebrow at him, but despite her wickedness, she let me stay in the klassroom. Everyone was just staring at me so I wanted to let them know i was normal... and stuff. So I said, "Fear not fellow earth-thingys. I'm a perfectly normal human dog monster." Then, I guess it clicked with Dib.
"AH-HA!!" He said, "I was wondering why you were acting so wierd and now I know why! Clearly, you switched bodies with the robot minion! And you thought I wouldnt notice! BUT I HAVE PROOF NOW! WAHAHAHA!" Yeah... blah blah blah Dib. We all get that your freakishly large head is always getting yourself into stuff.
"CRAZY!" The klass started saying.
Dib made and angry face at me and then went back to his work. "I'll think of someway to expose you Zim, I WILL. And this mix-up will even make it easier." Dib thought to himself.
