Everything Goes wrong!
Awoken yet again from his sleep ,five weeks running because of Butler. Artemis was suffering from sleep deprevation mainly because whenever he went to sleep it soon ended by Butler screaming something about giant rabbits blowing him kisses.
And to make things even worse he could never do the whole wake up and see the sun rising thing. Instead he did the whole wake up and see pitch blackness of 2.00 in the morning.
Deciding there was no point in going back to sleep partly because it would take him ages to finally fall in to a sleep state and partly because butler would just start screaming about hugging rabbits in an hour anyway. Artemis decided on a early? breakfast?... i mean a Verry early breakfast.
Walking past a sleeping juliet on his floor, Artemis thought to himself "How the hell did she get in here?I have a locked door and she isn't even meant to be in this fanfiction" deciding to ignore her he continued to his bedroom door.This took quite long considering there were about half a dozen sleeping people on his floor, obviously they thought this was a shelter of some sort.
As he stepped out his door he noticed aboutthirteen people moving back and forth in the main hallway below. Artemis switched on a light which surprising him ,exploded in his face making him look like an ash tray. By now Artemis had started to give me evil glances which ifI must say so freaked me out especially since his face now resembled frankenstein the monster.
Artemis' emergency back up light system took charge straight away lighting every light currently switched on. He knew it ,down in the hall werethirteen people randomly taking something useless smashing it and keeping all the good stuff.
Artemis yelled down to them "what are you doing here?" to his surprise they all pulled guns out except for a couple who were square dancing in the middle of the room.
Artemis thought tha he would be brave for once and pulled out a machine gun from a pannel in the wall. This wasn't that strange considering butler had so many things in secret hiding places, it wasn't verry often you came across something useful.
Propping the machine gun up he took aim and went to shoot... nothing happened. In a panicked state Artemis tried to run back into his room but collided with the wall, sending him backwards onto the machine gun. He felt a tag on the machine gun reading "To Artemis, april fools Butler".The only thing Artemis thought was thank god for that, I thoughtI was too stupid to find out how to work it.
Deciding on a quick ecscape he army crawled across the floor and flung himself down a laundry chute. The moment he went down the chute he immediately felt sick. Artemis saw a light appearing at the end and in less than no time he thought he would come out and land safely on some comfy clean washing. But... no.Instead he fell face first into a dirty washing basket with his face embedded in a pair of butlers underpants. As if things couldn't get worse the basket toppled over and Artemis hit the concrete floor.
Feeling a tugging at his hair he brushed the top of his head in an attempt to get rid of it. And it worked! at least thats what Artemis thought. What he didn't know was that he had one of juliets bra's stuck to his hair and in no time at all it would lead to great embarassment.
