Just a short one shot with something I saw online
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia~~~~
It was once again a G8 meeting with Romano and Spain tagging along, with Prussia as well. And as usual America was running late.
'' Where is that bloddy git! '' yelled an annoyed England. You see France had been trying to get a grope at England.
Key word Trying. So that is how our favorite frenchie was currently kissing the ground.
'' Can I fucking leave? '' asked Romano '' I' m not even supposed to be here and neither is Spain or Prussia. ''
'' But lovi~~ Me and Prussia spent alot of time thinking of ways to get in and we are not backing down now''
'' He's right cutie so you better get comfortable.'' said prussia.
Flushed in anger and embarrassment South Italy opened his mouth, probably to cuss the two idiots but a the meeting door swinging open disrupted him, an America was strolling in.
'' Where in the bloody hell have you been?! ''
'' In your attic '' came the casual response. '' M-my what? '' stuttered England.
'' Oh Iggy I found this painting in your attic and wanted to ask you a question about it ''
After he said that, all present nations suddenly noticed the canvas in his hands. '' Go on, ask your question ''
'' Well I wanted to know who the girl in this painting is in the blue tunic and white stockings is and if she was your girlfriend when you were small '' he cheerfully said.
'' Wow that little girl is so~~ cute and even your cute England '' said Spain. The others besides France couldn't help but agree
'' So eyebrow bastard who's the girl? '' All England's reaction was his sizable eyebrows began to twitch rapidly and he fainted.
'' Iggy! '' shouted America. '' Don't worry America, he does this every time asks him who the person in the painting is. '' said France
'' Ano, France-san does this mean you know who the person in the picture is? '' asked Japan shyly
'' Hmm.. Of course I know who the person is. '' he erplied
'' Oh and how DO you know who the person is, franny, you pulled a move on the girl when you were younger.''
'' I know who the person i because i am the person in the painting with England, his brothers made us get a picture painted of us together. ''
'' I never knew you looked like a girl when you were younger. ''
'' I remember now, you used to wear tunics all the time when you were freed from Rome'' said Spain
The other Nation tried to comprehend how such an innocent looking person in the picture turned into one of the worlds biggest perverts. Germany eventually started the meeting.
While all this was going on England was still unconcious on the floor during the whole meeting after he fainted.
