Child Issues

Summary: It's Typhlosion's first time having a kid, so, what's the main problem out of his happy life?

Day 1: Life has been awesome, winning battles with my trainer Lyra, beating Elite 4's asses anytime we wanted to, fame, fortune. Yup, life has been perfect. Until that fateful day, Lyra decided to put me in the day-care center with a ditto.

"Now you be a good boy Typhlosion! Don't cause any problems for the nice day-care lady and man!" She gave me that sweet smile I always loved seeing.

I whimpered and looked at her with pleading eyes that said why?

"Don't worry! You'll be alright! Ditto will keep you company!" I seen her whisper quietly to the day-care lady with a big grin on her face. With that, she left the building. I quietly whimpered to myself, missing my trainer. What did I do wrong? I never made her mad! Not since that day I accidently burned her hair while trying to help her dry off from the rain. Hey, at least I tried to help! The old day-care lady looked at me and smiled.

"Your trainer will be back before you know it!" There was something from that statement that I did not like. Something evil was going to happen, I know it! I turned around to look at the "ditto" that my trainer gave over to the day-care lady. My eyes popped out of my head. There, in the other corner of the playground, was a sexy female Typhlosion. I drooled in amazement. It motioned me over to play and I complied...