Chapter 1.
It was the world meeting for the year 2010. Like usual, all the countries were bickering, yelling, and bassically getting nowhere. like usual, France and England were arguing about something, while America was standing near them uselessly flailing his arms and laughing. Like usual, Russia was smiling like a little child, no doubt thinking about torturing some country or another, China was trying to sell something, and Greece was sleeping. Also like usual, Germany found himself having to take control of the entire fiasco.
As soon as he banged his gloved fist down on the table, the entire room went silent. Germany cleared his throat and
started
"Thank you everyone. America san, since you are hosting the world meeting today, I think that you should be the one to Begin." Germany said this as politely as he possibly could, but he was aware that his voice still shook with anger.
"ALL RIGHT!" the childish America said enthusiastically, again failing to read the mood, as he pushed his chair back with his foot and stood up. "In my country our SUPER awesome president is-" He was cut off however when Poland, who had been whispering to Lithuania rose his voice and yelled at Russia, who had been gradually inching over towards him.
"Like, you totally need to leave Leit alone or i'll like, totally, make Warsaw your new capitol!"
Russia just smiled. "If you wish. very soon, all will become one with mother Russia soon anyways da?" Across the room, Romano yelled
" YEA, AND IF YOU B$%^&$# DONT SHUT THE F#$ UP, I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR F#$%^$ LIPS!" North Italy just tugged on his sleave saying "Please calm down, Ni Sama! You should have some pasta!" Spain and France had both started flirting with the near by maid, while Hungary held a frying pan threatiningly in case one of them tried anything. Switzerland was pointing his gun at Austria's face, while South Korea informed him that guns originated in him. Every other nation in the room obviously took this as a que that they could start talking, and so everyone was back to where they started.
Germany was just about to get everyone's attention again when suddenly, a very startled looking Prussia burst through the door. Germany was very annoyed and was about to kick him out again when he yelled as loud as he could " HEY GUYS I WAS WAITING OUTSIDE AND THEN THIS STUPID BIRD WOMAN THINGY ATTACKED ME!" he yelled "AND I RAN HERE, uh not becase I was scared, i-it was becuase I wanted to make sure you were OK!"
Hungary rolled her eyes and mouthed "suuuuuurreeee." As Prussia was catching his breath, a half nervous, half skeptical murmur rose up through the gathered nations. Greece, who had miraculously been able to remain asleep through the whole meeting up untill now, suddenly shot his head up and asked Prussia
"did you just say a bird woman attacked you?"
"y-yea," he answered shakily "i'm not even making it up! The ugly thing just swooped down at me and started screaming about where to find the nations! I just said
I didn't know what she was talking about, and then she flew away! It was crazy man!"
It was Germany this time who responded "so if you are telling the truth,
"I AM" Prussia interrupted.
" then you just led that thing to us."
"..."
O.K., so maybe this world meeting wasn't going to be just like usual after all.
