"PAAASTAAA!"

N. Italy smiled in his happy clueless way as all the other nations looked at him weirdly.

England sighed and looked around himself and the other countries that were attending the meeting that day.

"Wait a second…" he said in his crisp British accent "There's someone missing…"

He counted everyone much to their annoyance. Then he realised there was more than one missing from the world conference.

Suddenly the door to the conference room flew open to reveal the three nations that were missing.

Germany's head rose up and his eyes narrowed "You three!"

The tallest one walked in and took his place. England sighed "Explain yourself Bill."

The Scottish nation grinned "well me, Ireland and Northern decided to hit the pub but I remembered we had a meeting and …"

"No you fecking edjit!" exclaimed Ireland her red hair flying over the place "I remembered the meeting. You were drinking…"

"I WAS NOT YOU BASTARD!" yelled Scotland "ACH,I…"

"AHHH STOP SHOUTING!" cried Northern Ireland

Ireland folded her arms "And you little arse kept us waiting even longer because you HAD to be respectful…"

N. Ireland stood up "T...that's not true!

Germany stood up and faced the Celtic nations "Could you please settle down? We have business to attend to."In a flash Ireland sat down and pulled out her laptop, tied back her hair and sat down next to Germany who blushed like mad when he saw her wink at him. Northern Ireland sat next to England who patted him on the back as N. Ireland was trembling with fear. Why? Look no further than France who was being the pervert he was. Scotland? He was forced to sit next to N. Italy and S. Italy who were both {pardon the reference} wondering what was for dinner.

"err…let's start properly now" stammered Germany as everyone looked at him

And so the meeting began, with the Italian nations wondering what was for dinner, northern Ireland being afraid of France, Ireland flirting with Germany and Russia? He was hiding from Belarus. And I think we can understand that.

After the meeting England hoped to relax at his house with some tea and scones. But that plan was interrupted by a certain American.

"HI ARTHUR!" yelled our favourite hamburger loving nation "I'm going to Ireland's house, wanna come?"

England shook his head "No way. I don't even…""Ah c'mon! Ireland's having a party and all the cool nations are coming… but if you want to be an old man…""I'M NOT AN OLD MAN!" yelled England "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'M GOING TO IRELAND'S PARTY!"

"What the feck are you doing here you edjit you?"

Ireland folded her arms to her brother.

"America…he….uh"

Ireland blinked and grinned

"Say no more, I'd be thinking that he forced you to come. Am I right?"

England sighed "Yes but…""You know you can't have any drink. Not after last time."

"But w…what? You drink all the time.""…I can hold my drink. Unlike a certain Englishman I know…""I can hold my alcohol too! You see!"Ireland raised an eyebrow "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"oh…"

"T…That's enough!" cried N. Italy rushing in to stop a fight "Hey, make pasta. Not war."

Ireland shrugged and went over to Germany who was drinking Heineken and getting more and more drunk.

As America was trying to get his brother Canada talk to the to the girls, Russia was running away from his scary, scary sister and Prussia and S. Italy having a fight, the door of Ireland's door opened wide to reveal…France.

"Oh a party and you didn't invite me, non?" said the French nation in his smooth French accent "Oh Irelande, and here I thought we were good friends…"Ireland folded her arms and stepped away from Germany who was now a little bit tipsy. "Oh really Francis? Because last time I checked, I told you to never cross me threshold after the football incident."

France sighed "But Aoife, my friend. It was not my fault at all. Go yell at Thierry Henri! He did the ball hand.""Hand ball…"

"Oui, et I contacted le football league association and they didn't do anything. YOU SHOULD YELL AT THEM NOT AT ME!"Then Scotland appeared behind France and tapped him on the shoulder "Hey Francis, we're goin' play golf. I'd advise ye to come along as Aoife will not be happy if you don't get out of her house soon."

France sighed "But I'll not get any alcohol! And Ireland had so much fine wines…"

Scotland sighed "Ach well ye can get yer drink and drink it on the fairway. Just don't look drunk when we're going back to the golf house."France laughed "Oh William, I don't get drunk on my fine wines…"

Scotland hit him on the back of the head "Come on now, don't make me angry now!"And the two went off to play golf with Greece, Austria and China.

England shook his first at the two as they went out the door "Oh God damn you two, go stick your head down the toilets you…"

"Uh, Mr. England" said Japan worryingly "You don't seem so great, perhaps you should…""Am I Catholic or am I protestant? Ireland, I can't remember…""You are Protestant Arthur." sighed Ireland "And you really should…"But what Ireland was going to say next was cut off by England who in fit of drunkenness than started drunkenly singing a verse from the song There Right There {Also known as Gay or European}. Ireland was of course confused but she sighed and went over to Germany.

And a number of things happened between then that night. In the process called Sex.

England got drunk and Northern Ireland who was visiting Ireland to ask her if he could borrow her race horses for something was surprised by seeing his older brother on the couch with a massive hangover

Scotland, France, China, Austria and Greece played golf. France got drunk on his champagne he brought, Scotland ignored him and concentrated on his golf, Austria played on a convenient piano that was on the course, China set up another china town and Greece fell asleep with his cats. You know, the usual.

Italy ate pasta, Russia was chased around by Belarus, Ukraine has big boobs, America proclaimed he was the hero, Canada was invisible to all as usual and Japan? videogames

My ocs are as follows

Scotland/ William or Bill Kirkland

Ireland/ Aoife Kirkland

Northen Ireland/ Sean Kirkland