Super Tenchi Muyo Mecha-Fighters!!!!
by Basil Psyche
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BASIL: Okay let's get this started.
MIHOSHI: Get what started why are we here.
BASIL: (annoyed) Quiet you! Let's introduce the fighters.
(A curtain opens revealing 8 giant robots)
WASHU: Hi, I'm Little Washu the greatest scientific genius in the universe! Aren't I simply cute?
BASIL: (blushes) Uh...yes...yes you are... next up.
KIYONE: I'm Kiyone. I'm too serious to be on this show. I just want the money.
MIHOSHI: Hi Kiyone.
KIYONE: Shut up!!! (waits 5 seconds) Okay now you can go.
MIHOSHI: My name is...uh...let's see.(pulls out wallet) Mi-ho-shi...yeah it's Mihoshi! My name is Mihoshi, yup that's my name!
AYEKA: My name's Ayeka and I'm the princess of Jurai.
SASAMI: Me too!
BASIL: You're both named Ayeka?
SASAM: No silly! I'm a princess of Jurai! My name is Sasami!
RYOKO: My name's Ryoko. Where's Tenchi? I need Tenchi now!
BASIL: In Mecha No. 7. Let's keep this moving people.
WASHU: He has such a sexy voice...
BASIL: I do..thanks!
TENCHI: My name is Tenchi Masaki. Ryoko I'm over here!
RYOKO: Oh....okay then...Tenchi! Hi! (waves)
BASIL: Good, we're done with that. Now should I explain the rules?
WASHU: Not for me Basie...I ALWAYS watch your great show. Every single day itÕs on.
MIHOSHI: I watch TV. I also watch dogs. Cats walk funny.
WASHU:(staring at Basil) That's nice Mihoshi, now let Basie speak.
BASIL: Why are you calling me Basie? Why are you looking at me like that?
WASHU: Oh....no reason. (smiles)
(audience shouts: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
BASIL: (blushing) Anyways let's get on to the rules. The object of the game is to disable your opponents Mecha. We will be placed on a randomly selected area. Once your Mecha is disabled your out of the game. Last one standing is the winner.
KIYONE: And once we win we get the cash prize!!!!!!!!!
MIHOSHI: YEAH!!!!
BASIL: Yup, but only if you win! I haven't lost a game yet.
WASHU: I know you haven't Basi- I mean Basil. You're the best.
BASIL: (stand tall) Yes I am!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
MIHOSHI: What about the ice cream?
BASIL: What ice cream?
MIHOSHI: I know! It's in the robot! Lalalalalalalala!!!!!!
BASIL: Okaaay. You get the special Mecha!
MIHOSHI: Goodie goodie gumdrops! I like gundrops. I also like Twizzlers with sugar and cinna......(trails on)
KIYONE: How embarrassing....
BASIL: Prepare to get into your Mechas!
(Everyone gets in theirs)
BASIL: (looks at screen) The computer has selected.....GreenWorld, the greenhouse area!!!
A voice through the speaker: TRANSPORT MODE....INITIATING.....
BASIL: Well be back after these messages...with the fight!
(Audience claps wildly!)
Basil's Super Mecha-Fighters Show!!!!!!
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Author's note: This is my first Tenchi fanfic. Please read and review. I plan on having about 7 more chapters. Each representing a battle between two opponents. Pretty interesting, yes?