Orochimaru and Sasuke had had a long day training and were go rest in their rooms. Sasuke was lying on his bed staring up at the ceiling humming when he had a strange thought concerning his sensei.
"I wonder…" he thought, sitting up. He was still for a second before running out the door screaming, "Orochimaru-sensei! Orochimaru-sensei!" He stopped in the middle of the hall. "OREO-SENSEI!!1!!1!!" He yelled loudly, his voice echoing everywhere.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?" came a voice from fight behind him.
"EEP!" he squeaked but recovered quickly, "Ori-sensei! GLOMP!" he screamed but orochimaru just held out his hand to stop Sasuke's head. His arms swung up uselessly until he gave up and pouted at his master "aw, you're no fun."
Orochimaru sighed. "Was there any particular reason your interrupted my sleep?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"Sasuke said excitedly.
"And were you going to tell me?"
"Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you something important!"
"Dare I ask, what?"
"Can you lick your elbow?"
"W-what?!" Orochimaru was shocked. He had expected Sasuke to ask about a new jutsu or something like that but 'can he lick his elbow?'?
"I said 'can you lick your elbow?' I was just thinking it's supposed to be impossible, but your have that freakishly long tongue and all, so I just thought that maybe you could. So can you?" He stared up at his sensei with big shiny eyes.
"Yes I can." Orochimaru said with no emotion.
Sasuke waited. Nothing happened. "Well…"
"Well what?"
"Are you going to do it, or not?"
"Not." Sasuke's eyes started to tear up and his lip stuck out like he was going to cry. 'Oh, no! Not the puppy-dog face!'Orocimaru thought, 'must…resist…cuteness!' "Okay, okay! Fine, I'll do it!"
"YAY!" Sasuke yelled. Orochimaru sighed and rolled his eyes to look up at the ceiling. He raised his arm slightly and let his tongue fall out of his mouth without moving much. He snaked his tongue up to lick the tip of his elbow. Sasuke squealed loudly and ran off giggling. He pulled his tongue back into his mouth. "I need a vacation," He said to himself.
He heard the song funky town start playing out of no where. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone "What?" He asked angrily.
"Sorry to bother you sir," came a voice with a British accent "But I was going to have a pizza delivered and I wanted to know if you wanted any?"
"Okay. We are in a secret hideout. Buried a hundred feet under ground. In the middle of the desert. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO DELIVER A PIZZA HERE!" Orochimaru screamed the last part and started to breathe heavily.
"Dominoes." came the answer.
Orochimaru took a deep breath trying to clam himself. "Kabuto -" He started but was cut off.
"S-sorry sir, but there's no one by the name of Kabuto here."
"Fine," He said painfully with forced calm, "…Harry……Potter."
"Yes sir!" He perked up right away.
Orochimaru opened his mouth to say something but changed his mind and shouted into the phone instead, "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" and hung up quickly.
On the other side of the liar Kabuto's, I-i mean Harry Potter's Mouth hung open in horror. "NOOOOOO!!" He yelled, " SNAPE!! HOW COULD YOU!!"
