Warning: This story has slash (boyxboy), if this offends you then please hit the back button. :)


Antauri swatted away the metallic hand for the dozenth time that evening. Sparx gave a childish whine which earned his a stern glance from the silver monkey.

"If you are going to use my lap as a pillow," Antauri lightly growled. "Stay still."

"But baaaaaaaabe!" Sparx whined reaching his arms up around the second in command's neck, getting another swat to his arm. "I'm bored! Your meditation is boring!"

Antauri scowled at the fidgeting pilot. "Then leave."

Sparx gave a hurtful pout. "So cruel! I just wanted to spend time with my favorite boyfriend-!"

"I'm your only boyfriend."

"-but no! He's suddenly decided to be boring and meditate!" Sparx concluded, going limp in the other's lap for emphasis.

Antauri rolled his crystal orbs and Sparx yelped as his pillow lifted up, his head and shoulders sharply hitting the floor. Antauri turned away as he levitated, presuming his meditation. Sparx looked blankly at the silver simian's back before slowly lifting himself from the ground.

"Someone's moody today." Sparx quipped, lightly fiddling with Antauri's tail which flicked Sparx's hand away.

"Stop being a pest and I will stop being 'moody'." Antauri snapped.

Sparx smiled and wrapped his arms around the second in command's waist pulling him back and tossing him onto the bed. Antauri gasped and glared hard at the pilot.

"Sparx!" He scolded. "What do you think you're doing!?"

Sparx grinned and crawled onto the bed pulling the struggling monkey close. Antauri growled under his breath and went limp under the red monkey letting the pilot lay on top of him.

"What are you doing/" Antauri said in a calmer fashion.

Sparx shrugged and spoke as though it was obvious. "Spending time with you."

Antauri scoffed. "By irritating me?"

"The best part."

"How so?"

Sparx looked up and flashed a charming smile. "'Cause you're so cute when you're angry."

Antauri gave a look of surprise before turning away, a flush crawling over his cheeks. He mumbled bitterly under his breath, but ultimately gave up and wrapped his arms around the troublemaker.

"You'll be the death of me..." Antauri grumbled.

Sparx smirked. "Only if you don't pay attention to me."

Antauri swatted him.


A/N: An older one-shot :) I like the thought of these two getting on each other's nerves and just being snarky with each other :3 Antauri also probably gets cranky when he can't meditate :)