Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.
"...Ryuuzaki?"
"Yes, Raito-kun?"
Staring up at the huge 'TOKYO DISNEYLAND' sign, Light exclaimed, "WHY THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO TOKYO DISNEYLAND?!"
L shrugged and smirked. "What's wrong, Raito-kun? We deserve a break from all the work we've been doing, trying to capture Kira and everything..."
"B-But...but, Ryuuzaki," Light stammered, "T-This is so unlike you. I mean...Disneyland? Seriously?"
L nodded and replied, "It's the only place I've ever wanted to go to when I was a little kid! Watari never took me, and the others always made fun of me for wanting to play instead of solve cases. Is...is it so wrong to want to have fun, Raito-kun? Is it?"
Light sighed and shook his head. "...No, it's not, Ryuuzaki. It's not wrong, it's just...YOU'RE L, FOR DAMN'S SAKE! TRY AND ACT LIKE AN ACE DETECTIVE AT LEAST!"
"Your words hurt me, Raito-kun," L said, sniffling a bit.
Light ignored him and glanced around for a certain blonde ditz. "Hey...where's Misa?"
L looked over to the right and remarked, "Ah...there she is."
"AHHH! LET ME GOOOO!"
Light gasped when he realized some guy in a Goofy suit was sexually assaulting poor Misa.
"HOLY CRAP! UH...I WILL NOT ALLOW A YOUNG WOMAN TO BE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BEFORE MY YOUNG EYES!" Running over, Light leaped into the air and spun wildly. "ZA WARUDO!"
Time froze for a moment, and a giant tractor (including thousands of knives) crushed the Goofy pervert in his tracks, and Light landed on top of the tractor and screamed, "WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY?!"
"R-Raito-kun...YOU SAVED ME!" Misa squealed, wrapping her arms around Light's neck happily.
Pushing her off, Light brushed his hair and mumbled, "Yeah, sure. Whatever."
"Hey, Kira and Second Kira! Are we gonna go into the park now or not?!" L snapped.
"Yeah, yeah. We're coming..." Light grunted, but suddenly an angry-looking old fart grabbed him by the shoulder.
"Hey," he snapped, "Are you the one who just beat up the guy in the Goofy suit?"
Smiling proudly, Light replied, "YES. YES I AM!"
Furious, the old man punched Light in the head. "Well, because of you, now we're short one mascot! I need you to act as Goofy for the rest of the day! If you don't...I'll have you arrested for assault, you little bastard!"
"WHAT?! WHY SHOULD I?! I'LL JUST-" Light was about to reach for a shred of the Death Note he kept in his pocket, but he recalled L was watching and he quickly stopped.
"Fine." Taking the Goofy suit, Light quickly put it on, and scowled when he realized that L and Misa were trying and failing to keep themselves from laughing out loud.
"It...It looks good on you, R-Raito-kun..." L chuckled.
"SHUT UP. BOTH OF YOU." Light snapped, and he scurried along ahead into the park, yet he could still hear L and Misa laughing loudly behind him.
Looking around the park, Light watched as all kinds of people passed by; young people, old people, happy people, sad people, and even a dog with a biscuit in its mouth. For some reason, while inside this ridiculous suit, Light found himself almost seeing humanity in a whole new light...no pun intended.
'People...people are...people are...they're-'
Suddenly, before Light could have possibly changed his evil ways, L grabbed him by the arm and dragged him along. "C'MON, RAITO-KUN, WE'RE GOING ON THE ROLLERCOASTER FIRST!"
'Damn you, Ryuuzaki...'
Meanwhile, Ryuk was watching the scene from high above, cackling all the while.
