I don't own any of these characters! :'( (bursts into hysterical tears)

Chapter 1

THERE ARE MOUNTAINS IN MY LIVING ROOM.

Max POV

Ever wondered when life is going dandy, WHY karma runs up and bitch slaps you in the face, HARD, with a steel chair. Yeah, me too. Let's rewind my situation, oh about a week…

I Maximum Ride was on top of this God forsaken world. I skipped into our kitchen whistling "Titanium". My blind bomb loving chef of a brother froze. "You went on a mass murder spree, didn't you? YOU DID!" he yelled pointing a wooden spoon at me. Scary. I studied his pale blue sightless eyes, white blonde hair and snow white complexion, thinking " He insane". "Yes Iggy," I sighed "Of course I did," Right then I collapsed. Two blonde blurs charged down the stairs. I struggled to breathe as Iggy rolled on the floor laughing. I gazed down at my two younger siblings Angel and Gazzy (don't ask) , they were like twins despite the two year age gap both with golden blonde hair and sparking blue eyes and the same pale complexion. Mum rushed down the steep oak stairs with her wispy dark brown hair and her warm hopeful chocolate brown eyes. "Max" she said cautiously "We're mmm…. well, we're moving,"

One week later

Yeah, So now I'm sitting in our so called sitting room, surrounded by the Himalayas, Alps and random overweight guys carrying more boxes in to complete the Andes on either side of me. There are mountains in my living room.

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Please review we tried so hard

Xox Sapphire and Chloe