It had been a year and a half since Cool Cat had been locked up for murdering Butch, and he still held no remorse. He had been planning his escape from prison since the moment he entered his cell, and tonight was the night that it had all been building up to.
When he first arrived, the only thing the warden let him keep was a single piece of candy Maria gave him the day before the murder. He had managed to gradually trade up with it until he eventually found himself with a shiv in his hands.
As the on-duty guard walked past Cool Cat's cell, the feline plunged the blade into the officer's neck. As fast as he could, he grabbed the keys from the guard's pocket and used them to unlock his cell. He new that soon, there would be chaos in the prison, as the other guards would come and try to stop him. But Cool Cat was prepared. His elaborate plan was so complex and risky, that it might just be the most ingenious plan in history. Cool Cat had to lay out the steps one by one, and follow them to a T. This was about to become an action packed adventure.
SCENE MISSING
After days of fleeing and violence, Cool Cat had finally made it back to his hometown of Shitsberg, California. He couldn't wait to see his friends and family again. He took a deep breath in as he prepared to enter his home and start a new life. But as he opened the door to home he once knew, something seemed off. Perhaps it was something in the air, or maybe it was the eerie silence.
But as he entered the kitchen, he was met with a grisly sight. His mother and Derek were lying face down on the tile, bleeding quite heavily.
"M-mommy?"
There was no reply. Cool Cat lifted up his mother's head to find her eyes had been gouged out. Cool Cat let out a scream and ran out of the house. But outside wasn't any better, for as Cool Cat attempted to flee from the frightful sight, he ran into something.
It was Butch.
"You did this, you dog-breathed stupid-head," Butch said to Cool Cat, who was on the ground backing away in terror. "But now, it's fat times for me. IT'S FAT TIMES FOREVER!" Butch let out a haunting cackle as he reached into Cool Cat's eye sockets and gouged out his eyeballs, the feline screaming all the while.
Cool Cat woke up in his prison bed screaming and sweating like a pig. The next morning he was found hanging from a noose. He had only been in prison for one week.
