I decided to try and make an If My Heart Had Wings story in 3,200 characters exactly, and it ended in disaster. Seriously, you will think I am high on something.
One time, Hotaru was just sitting in a garden, when she heard some strange noises coming from the road. There was a guy on a motorcycle, and he took off his helmet and said his name was Aoi. Since she was far from home, Hotaru asked for a ride. Aoi said that he did not have an extra helmet, so it was too unsafe and left without her. She cried for fifty two hours until Kotori wheeled in on her wheelchair and asked her what is wrong. Hotaru said that all she wanted was a ride home, and that Aoi was a meanie. After knocking Kotori out for claiming to be the girlfriend of Aoi, Hotaru began her long journey home. She passed by a few creepy houses, and started to get the feeling someone was watching her. That somebody was Asa. Asa was following Hotaru for the past three years now, because she secretly had a crush on her. After knocking Asa out for asking her out, Hotaru continued down the path and ran into Kanako. Kanako was hungry, and was dumpster diving for some chicken. Hotaru asked Kanako to join her on the quest back home, so Kanako climbed down from the dumpster and started walking next to Hotaru. They soon ran into Amane, who was in the process of drowning herself. Amane said that they had only 5 miles until home, until they realized that the sign up ahead said 5.1 miles. After knocking Amane out for giving them the wrong distance, Hotaru and Kanako continued on their quest to get home. All was going well, until they ran into Aoi and his broken ass motorcycle. He started throwing ice shards at them, which they were quick to evade. Realizing he was out of ice shards, Aoi started driving back up to the north pole to get some more. Hotaru and Kanako knew this was their only chance to escape, and so they ran as fast as they could down the path towards home. After walking a few more miles, they ran into what appeared to be a hobo. This was no hobo, it was their friend Yoru. Yoru has not eaten in many days, so Yoru saw those two as something for her to snack on. After knocking Yoru out for trying to eat them, they pressed on. Darkness was nearing. They knew they only had a few minutes of daylight left, so they were hustling for the end of their adventure. Just then, Ageha appeared out of nowhere and asked them if they knew where the closest Menards was, so Hotaru and Kanako decided to allow Ageha to join the party. All of a sudden, Ageha swallowed Kanako whole and Kanako was trapped inside Ageha. Hotaru was quick to act as she reached an arm down her throat to grab the dying Kanako out from inside Ageha. Hotaru safely pulled Kanako outside of the stomach of Ageha. After knocking Ageha out for eating Kanako, they skipped along as their journey came to an end, or at least they thought it was the end. As they approached the house of Hotaru, Aoi came out of the garage with a Jason mask and a chainsaw. He said he would be getting revenge for them knocking his girlfriend Kotori out. Hotaru told Aoi that he is a meanie that has no friends, which made Aoi sad. Aoi went home later that night and killed himself. Now that Hotaru and Kanako were safely home, they went upstairs and made fifty children, until Hotaru pulled a knife on Kanako and she sadly died.
The moral of the story is to never do drugs, otherwise you will create a story like this one.
