How to get out of paying a bill

I dont own wreck it ralph

Vanellope and Rancis are sitting on Vanellope's bed watching tv

Hey, you guys are on

"What? Oh right, hi everyone, I'm Rancis Fluggerbutter"

"And I'm Vanellope Von Schweetz"

"Don't you just hate it when after you're out eating an you have to pay a big bill? And you remember you don't have enough money or you have somewhere to be?" ashed Rancis

"Well keep watching because we're going to show you how to get out of paying a bill" said Vanellope

(Dead guy in soup)

The 2 are at a restaurant eating soup. Vanellope looks around and places a dead candy person in her bowl

"Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup" said Vanellope

"I'm terribly sorry, your soups on us tonight" said The waiter

"Now your turn" said Rancis

Rancis took a dead candy person out from under the table and placed him in his bowl

"Waiter there's a dead guy in my-

The candy person woke up and started screaming. Rancis grabbed a wine bottle from another table and started beating the man up. In all the confusion Vanellope ran away

"As you can see not our best plan, but we got away with it" said Vanellope

(Giving the check to someone else)

"Oh fudge I don't have enough coins" said Vanellope

"Me neither, wait, I have an idea, we'll just tell the waitress that Chuck over there will pay for us" said Rancis

"Sweet mother of monkey milk that's a great idea, this'll be just like our beach vacation" said Vanellope

The 2 got up and went to the waitress at the counter

"Excuse me but that nice Asian man would like to pay our check, its a favor he owes me" said Vanellope

"Are you sure he said that?" Asked the waitress

"Yeah I'm pretty sure" said Rancis

"Ok if that's what he wants" said the waitress

the 2 got in their karts and drove quickly away

"He never caught us" said Rancis

(Sneaking out)

After collecting the check the 2 ran to the bathrooms. When the waiter wasn't looking they ran out the door and drove away

"I really hate those kids" said the waiter angrily

the 2 were laughing hard

"We're really good at what we do" said Vanellope before cops burst into the bedroom and handcuffed the 2

"Hey what's the big idea?" Asked Rancis angrily

"That's them, these are the 2 that keep leaving without paying" said an angry waiter

"You 2 are under arrest" said a cop

"Don't worry I'll get us out of this, until then, see you all next time" said Vanellope nervously

"Quiet you" said the cop angrily smacking her face and knocking her out

"Hey you can't smack my-

The cop smacked Rancis and knocked him out