Disclaimer: Most of the persons, places, and the events referred to are the property of the Tolkien
Estate. Equally, the form of the poem is modeled on the song "The Fifty-Ninth Street Bridge
Song (Feelin' Groovy)," sung by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. I write in admiration, with no
intention of intellectual theft from either party.

Feelin' Weary (sung by F. Baggins; another tune from the duo of Saruman and Glorfindel)

Walk on, we must move fast
We dare not let the One Ring last
Let's hurry on to Sauron's land
Watchin' for Orcs and feelin' weary

La la la la la la la la la la, feelin' weary

Hello Gollum, where ya goin'?
Your lust to steal is clearly showin'
Have to watch you lest you flee
Do it do do do, feelin' weary

La la la la la la la la la la, feelin' weary

We have stern deeds to do and promises to keep
And when we have finished who knows where we'll sleep
If we make it to Mount Doom I'll hope to be free
But just now I'm feelin' weary

La la la la la la la la la la, feelin' weary