Hey yallz mah name iz Lauren Marino but I go by L-Screamm becuz I am a HUGE Jersey Whore fan. Dis is mah second fan fickion so I think dat Im becumming an expeerienced writer. Btw mah BF is supa sexxi!1 Shoot out 2 him! And 2 all da reeders, u better review or else Ima go all bitchie on u mkay?
I wuz 7teen when I first moved 2 Forkz, Washinton. When I wuz driving der with mah family, da first think dat I noticed wuz dat dere were no clubs any where. Den I noticed dat da "beach" sucked clock too becuz it wuznt in Jersey. To cheer mahself up, I turned on mah ipod and started listenin 2 club music like Rihanna (if u dont know who dat is u are a major loser btws) and Enrique. I started gettin all into da music and didnt know dat I wuz goin crazy until mah little brotha got all pised becuz I wuz givin him a lap dance.
Da next day, I got up from bed and got ready for mah first day at Forkz High Skewl. I looked in da mirror 2 check mahself out. I am supa tan and have long blak hair and huge bubblez (dats gweedo for boobs) and a gr8 ass. I totally wuz dressed all gweedo too. I wuz wearin ripped jean shorts dat wer so short dat u could see mah ass real good. I wuz wearin a low cut blue club top with Ed Hardie designs all over it. Mah nails were all done 4 da occashun as well becuz they were over an inch long.
I walked into da skewl and noticed dat every1 dere wuz basically a losr. Dis Azian dude named Erik tried 2 talk 2 me, but I just used mah bubbles 2 push him into da lockerz. I wuz starting 2 think dat I would not be able 2 have any friends, but den I saw dis short gurl who wuz wearin a short dress dat showed a lot of cleevage. Her hare wuz blak too (yayz!) and she looked like she had just got back from da tannin booth. She came up 2 me and said, "Hi. Mah name is Alise, but u can call me "Da Tan-trum" becuz I am tan and becuz I can get all emoshunal. We should totally check out mah huge house 2nite becuz I turn it into a club 4 all da kewl kids!"
What do yall think?/ OMFG LScream goin clubbin in da next chapta so keep reeding!1 And ReViEwWWW
