Percy had an enormous penis, which his gf liked a lot, but Percy was not a happy camper because his gf didn't have a penis which made him sad because he liked it up the butt. Luckily for him, she had an enormous strap on penis which she put in his bum and he liked it a lot, but swore her to secrecy because he was ashamed of his secret homoerotic feelings that he occasionally harboured. Actually, he only ever had homoerotic feelings he just didn't want to be judged and he made his gf strap down her boobs because omg ew he only likes dick lets just get that bit straight okay (that's the only time you can mention straight about Percy I'm serious over here omg)
Meanwhile, Leo and Jason were in a close vicinity and Piper was there doing not much of anything idk why she was there come to think of it but the point was that she was present, and she casually mentioned the enormity of Jason's penis. Who knows who she was talking to, she doesn't have any friends stupid Piper omg. Jason wasn't listening and neither was Leo but then his ears perked up and he was all "What, penis, what?"
"Jason has an enormous penis," Piper said extremely casually which was a bit stupid because everyone knows how proud Leo is of his penis, God she's stupid wtf.
"My penis is more enormous than his," said Leo indignantly.
"What, penis, what?" Jason said after missing the first two mentions of penis.
"MY PENIS IS ENORMOUSER THAN YOURS!" Leo cried with a fiery passion.
"Excuse you, bitch, put your penis where my mouth is, lol, I mean prove it my penis is enormous," Jason said arrogantly.
"I would love to put my penis where your mouth is but for now I will just show you it's rlly awesome you might need some sunglasses to protect your eyes from all the beauty" he said and then hot damn he whipped that thing out and it was huge like 10 inches or whatever the ideal penis length in fan fictions is.
Jason also whipped his penis out and they were all "woah" because what do you know the penises were the EXACT SAME SIZE.
"Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do now?"
"Penis fight,"
And so they both held their floppy penises in there hands a smacked each other with them. Who knows how they expected to accomplish anything, but it was very exciting to watch. Piper took off all her clothes and started masturbating because of all the penis but nobody cares about Piper, seriously, fuck that bitch.
Their penis started getting hard and actually hurting each other, so they stopped that and Leo's penis went into Jason's conveniently pre-lubed butthole and started moving around which made both penises very happy and soon they were spurting cum everyone.
Piper finished masturbating and started crying because now she didn't have a bf boo fucking hoo.
After they had some gay sex they were ready for even more but they decided to go into a cabin and do it there, because Piper's crying was totally putting them off.
They entered some random cabin and gasped because Percy's gf was currently fucking him in the bum with a large strap on.
