So this is my first story, ever, and I know it's ridiculous, but someone had to write it! If you want this to continue I suggest you review and tell me so, otherwise I will not know. I would like to thank my Beta reader Shadow101202. Check out their profile!


A Match Made In Hell

The Disney villains sat around a circular table, each holding cards fanned out in front of them. There was a pile of money in the center of the table and they glared at one another with motionless faces.

"Do you have any kings?" asked Captain Hook. Hades lips slowly curved into a smile as he said,

"Go fish." "Argh!" yelled the angry pirate, slamming his hook into the wood. "I swear he's cheating. This isn't fair!"

"Your just jealous because I'm whipping the lot of you."

"I do have to say," Ursula added in, "It does seem like you've remained in the lead for, um let's see, the last eleven games."

"Let's switch games then." Hades suggested.

"Good. I never did like a game called go fish." Ursula said.

"But I don't know how to play anything else." Gaston whined.

"Oh shut up you big baby. Why don't you go look at yourself in the mirror." Scar said coolly.

"Hey how are you playing cards without any hands?" Questioned Gaston.

"Ugh. I'm surrounded by idiots."

"This is beginning to get a little boring. Maybe we should try doing something else," suggested Hook.

"Like what?" Hades said blandly. There was a pause followed by Gaston bursting out in the song… "Gaston."

"And every last inch of me's covered in hair!"

"Shut up!" They yelled in unison.

"There are better things to do in the underworld," Hades complained. They all deeply sighed, and Scar began dealing the cards (Don't ask me how).

"Hey!" exclaimed Hook suddenly, "Why is it that Maleficent and Jafar are the leaders of this organization? We never elected them in."

"Because they are naturally evil and they know it," Ursula explained, "They are overconfident and take control of things."

"In other words they're bossy." Hook said.

"Not to mention sorcerers," Hades added.

"They're like the king and queen of… evilness." Gaston mentioned.

"Come to think of it, they have a lot in common… They're both tall, scary, magical, they both turn into big, reptilian creatures,… and they both have big hats." Hook pondered.

"Hmm," Ursula murmured, "I wonder." Being villains they all loved schemes and knew exactly what she was thinking.

"Absolutely NOT!" Scar yelled. "We're not about to play match-maker, especially with those two."

"Why not?" asked Hook "…There's nothing else to do in this God forsaken place."

"Hey," said Hades while glaring at the captain.

"Well I think it's a splendid idea." Gaston shouted happily.

"I'm with Scar on this one," Hades said, "There's no way we can get them together, it would take Aphrodite herself."

"What's the matter, don't think you two could pull it off?" Challenged Ursula. Being villains they couldn't resist a chance to prove her wrong. So after some grumbling followed by some complaining, they all agreed and started to plan the best Disney scheme ever.


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