I don't own OHSHC, all I own is Elaine! well, and, this cute little baby fic.
In any case, I have planned for at least three other stories involving my little Elaine, and, of course, the host club!
Enjoy!
It's just a regular day at the Host club, and, like on all regular days, everyone is enjoying themselves.
As usual, the sounds of flustered girls squealing filled the room.
Kyoya sat at the back of the room, writing on his mysterious clipboard, and watching the other hosts entertain.
He payed particular attention to Tamaki, who was entertaining a very recent customer who had spent only a week at the school, and had chosen a different host each day.
She had an absolutley crushing, and blunt personality, and Tamaki was, so far, entertaining her better than the other hosts had.
Of course, by the time she had gotten to Tamaki, going through almost every host before requesting him, she was much more open than when she first came to the school. Nonetheless, he was doing well.
Kyoya pushed his glasses up, as if they were previously sliding down his nose, and smiled in the direction of Tamaki and the girl called Elaine, listening in on their conversation.
"Ah, my lovely Elaine. I know we've only just met a few days ago, but, my life has changed since seeing you!" Tamaki stated in an overly sweet and dramatic voice, as is very common for him to do.
Elaine placed her cup on the table in front of them, and scoffed in response to Tamaki's statement. In a very similar voice to the one Tamaki had used mere seconds ago, Elaine said "Such delicate, smooth, and empty words. I'm not in the least convinced. You're a bad actor Tamaki-san."
Tamaki and the other hosts knew, after the first time they saw her, that Elaine was hardly aware of her own behavior.
She was horribly oblivious. Still, her behavior never ceased to injur someone's ego and, or, feelings. Especially Tamaki's.
He struggled to keep from crying and calling for 'mommy', instead, composing himself entirely, and saying "I'll say what you want me to say, my princess!" Tamaki jumped up, striking a pose of plastic drama and hollow, but, somehow, convincing affection.
He danced around until he was behind Elaine, spouting extremely flattering, but, pointlessly redundant words in an effort to describe how he was willing to do anything for a woman so beautiful as Elaine.
After the long and well-acted rant, Tamaki sat back down, across from Elaine, and took her hands in his, simply smiling, and, panting after his extensive speech.
The group of girls that Tamaki was to be entertaining next squeaked with jealousy and anticipation. They wanted to see what would happen next, but, they each wanted to be the one it happened to.
Elaine freed one of her hands, and picked up her cup of tea. "You're awfully confident you can charm me." She said, sipping her tea, and smiling brightly.
Tamaki was sure that he had become the victor, and that Elaine would come to the Host club every day and request him. That is, until she said "Confidence is a good thing, but, nothing in excess Tamaki-san!" Elaine smiled once again, likely unaware of how much she would crush Tamaki today. "On Monday the cycle begins again!" She raised her arm above her, pointing at nothing in particular.
Suddenly, Elaine rose from her seat, and before anyone could get a word in, she exited the host club with a cheery "Good day to you all!" Leaving Tamaki frozen, looking like a devastated statue chanting something about rejection because of his beauty, and saying 'that girl is mean to me, mommy!'
Kyoya just sighed, pushing up his idle glasses once more. "Brace yourself, Haruhi, for it seems you're next." He said, too quiet for the female host to hear from across the room.
End of Chapter 1!
I know that was a really odd one, but, I think it'll get pretty good as it progresses.
Well, please leave a review! I'd love to hear what you think!
