Title: Neon Genesis Evangelion - The Slackers of Evangelion by FAN-BOY ^_^
Inspired by The MGS2 Friends series by Skar Kjoil
Disclaimer: Harmless Fanfiction - Every body does it!
PG 15+ Underage viewing of Porn, Godless sneaky acts, Stupid rip offs, Pointless quotes, Characters acting out of character.
Comments will help. Give me what ever is on your mind and request anything you might like to see. Bare in mind this is my first attempt so IF it sucks. help me make it not-so sucky.
NOW CONTAINS CROSSOVERS
Asuka (Patronizing): For you dense lead heads out there WHO don't know what SUS means, SUS = Suspicious.
Asuka shakes her head.
Asuka (Irritated): It's the Australian jerk who's writing this stupid FanFic. He's a lame ass who can't even be bothered to write the whole word. Idiot!
Chapter 1 - Shinji's Panty Fetish
Writers comments - Early stages, I'm very tired and bored. Stupid, dirty, trampy, sick things will be done in this Fanfic. You've been warned. Some Yaoi references, not many - nothing to be afraid of. And there will be some Fanboyism!
2:47 AM. Misato's apartment is in darkness, only a dull light remains in the living room where shinji sits at a cluttered computer desk. Shinji sitting wide awake, his eyes glued to the computer monitor. Faint high- pitched squeals and moans came from his headphones.
Shinji leaned in closer to the screen.
Shinji's headphones: Ahhh! (Obvious exaggerated moaning) Ohh! No! I can resist! Its too goood. Ahh!
Shinji's eyes widened.
Shinji's headphones: Ahh! (Moans) Tooo goood! I-I-I think. IM-IM GONNA!!!
Shinji (breathing heavily): ohhh? She really going to -
On the screen in a reduced resolution was La Blue Girl being attacked by countless slimy tentacles.
Shinji moved in closer, his nose almost touching the monitor screen.
Shinji's headphones: (Bursts of violent horny chattering) Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! AHHH! IM-GONNA- CUMMMM!
Shinji (taking a gulp of air): This was worth the 20 hours of download time on Misato's cheap 56k modem. My life is now worth living because of this.
On screen Miko Mido was on the brink of orgasm when all of a sudden several ninja stars slice through the hordes of tentacles, completely interrupting what could of been the greatest moment of Shinji's life.
Shinji (Gasping in disbelief): So-Pissed-off-right-now. (Shinji's right eye begins to twitch and veins start raising all of his neck and head)
Shinji's headphones: (Miko Mido) Oh! Thank you Nin-nin! You saved me! Who knows what could of happened if -
Shinji closes windows media player half way trough the scene. He hangs his head (Hair covering his eyes) Tears roll down his cheeks.
Shinji (chokey distressed voice): Why? (Whimper) Am I so worthless you couldn't do this for me? Why Miko? Why?!
Shinji decides he'll lose his load another time. The disappointment was crushing for the already depressed teen.
Shinji (whisper): I better clean this up. Misato will kill me if she knew I was watching Hentai on her computer.
Shinji right clicks on Misato's Hard disk drive, selects the properties drop-down then clicks on disk cleanup.
You can use disk cleanup to free up to 666.50 MB of disk space on MAGI (C:)
Shinji blinks to clear his eyes.
Shinji (stunned): O-Kay - That isn't right. I don't understand how could of I -
Shinji looks at the crotch of his black jeans - that was proof enough.
Shinji (raises an eyebrow): Oh.........I see.......I think I understand now.
Shinji cleared the disk then moved on to clearing Windows media player.
Shinji (complaining): I wish I could find a free windows washer that isn't a timed demo.
Shinji (concerned): Hmm? wonder how long I been on?
Shinji checks the Connection Duration. He clicks on the AOL online clock. You have been connected for 32:59Hrs.
Shinji (Disoriented): Jesus Christ! Misato is going to KILL ME!! .......... Buh! blame it on Marilyn.
Shinji salutes a large poster of Marilyn Manson on the wall above the computer.
Shinji (Continues): Better finish this before someone wakes up.
Shinji deletes the files from the play list. Shinji in order to cover previous viewed files he opens small midi files at a fast rate.
Shinji (giggles): Hehehehe - Final Fantasy VXXIII midis. Nothing SUS has taken place tonight.
Continues to open FFVXXIII midis till the File menu is full of them. Hiding any evidence of Shinji's SUS habits.
Shinji (Sighs): Hmm... Better go to bed................ Buh!
Shinji spins around on the rotating chair in a 180 and carefully and quietly lifts out of the chair. He tiptoes over to the fridge. He pulls in open with only a small amount of rattling. Shinji gently slips out a small can from Asuka's side of the fridge.
Shinji (shrugs): Eh! whatever! - Will do.
Shinji brings it back into the light of the Computer monitor.
Shinji (confused): Huh? ..... Red bull? So this is why she never shuts up - No wonder She's all hyped up all the time.
Shinji hesitates but seconds later he cracks open the can and takes a sip.
Shinji feels a Super saiyan-jin like rush of energy course through him.
Shinji (excited): Hey! this stuff is great! - And it kills all those painful memories.
Shinji pauses.
Shinji (surprised): Oh? No, wait - There still there ...... (Still enthusiastic)
Shinji alert as a koala. His head darted around as he sucked the can dry.
Shinji: Hmm? wonder if Asuka is awake?
Shinji tiptoes across to Asuka's room.
Shinji (Whisper): I can't wake her. (Shinji farts in mid-step and giggles as he reaches Asuka's door) HELLO (Shinji waves to nobody and giggles in amusement)
Shinji examines Asuka's door.
Shinji (murmurs): Heh! some Wall of Jericho!
Shinji slowly slides the door slightly open enough to see her bare legs dangling from her bed.
Shinji pokes his head around at a different angle to see what he can see, see, see.
Shinji could hear quite moans in Asuka's room. He saw one of her legs kick out.
Shinji flinched.
Asuka (sleep talking): Hmmm! Yeah! Toby!!
Shinji (interested): Wha - Toby? Huh?
Asuka (still sleep talking): Ohh!... You know? - Toby Maguire from Spider- Man. Oh! - come here you big hunk of science geek. Mmmm.
Shinji (Frowns): This is fucken stupid.
An idea pops into Shinji devious, dirty little mind.
Shinji (Thinks): Asuka must get pretty horny. Hmm? Wonder what her panties look like after one of these godless sex dreams. (Congrats) Genius Shinji, Pure Genius - Hehehehe (wicked shinji giggle)
Shinji slides Asuka's door open a little more, edging it open bit-by-bit. He then slips through the small opening he makes for himself.
Shinji tiptoes to her under-wear draw.
Shinji (Self-assured): Its fine - I've been obsessed with these since Ayanami.
Shinji carefully pulled her draw open. It was almost to dark to see, only the faint white like from the computer monitor light a small strip across the floor and wall of Asuka's room. Shinji would have to go by feel.
Shinji ran his hands through randomly picking pairs up and examining the crotch of them. He went through several pairs before getting edgy. Asuka shifted and was facing shinji directly.
Sweat ran down Shinji's face.
The excitement kept him frantically searching but to find nothing. No wet, stiff, not even smelly under-wear at all.
Shinji (confused): This isn't right! I'm the clean one! Asuka and Misato are pigs!
Shinji (Realizing): Misato too! - That's right! She would be bound to have some dirty panties! (Acknowledging) Misato is a dirty, dirty tramp. Bingo!
Shinji creeps out of Asuka's room. he heads across to Misato's batchellorette pad.
The door is wide open and so is Misato's legs, spread open lying on top of her bed.
Shinji (drowsy): better finish off Asuka's red bull.
Pepped-up again Shinji crawls in on hands and knees.
Shinji (Excited and curious): I wonder how Misato sleeps like this? (Smiles) Hope she sleeps like this often then I wouldn't have to download more episodes of La Blue Girl.
Misato tosses her head back lustfully frightening Shinji.
Misato (sleep talking): Mmmm! H.R. (Moans) ohh. Give it too me! Mmmm!
Shinji (worried): H.R.....??
Misato (sleep talking): Oh! YES! Mmm.. Oh! I know why they call you ... Puff 'n' stuff........
Shinji (More Frightened then before): Dirty, dirty Tramp......
Shinji looks down between her legs and notices moist wet panties.
Shinji (Super Excited): Oh God in Heaven. I have to take them.
Shinji positioned himself over Misato's open legs. His sweat dripped on her stomach.
Shinji (Panicky): Okay! Okay! (Breathe out) Okay! This wont be hard. Misato is drunker then a chip-monk on speed ....................... No - wait? That's not right.
Shinji snaps back to reality.
Shinji (Calm): Alright. This wont be hard. I saw Son-Goku do this with Bulma. If he can then I can - Here it goes.
Shinji gently places his hands on Misato's hips and slip his fingers in either side of her panties.
Shinji (calm): Okay - now easy - easy.
Shinji slowly pulls Misato's panties down along her legs and over her feet. success!
Shinji (congrats): Yessss! Hang-on......!!!
A heavy pink glow in the dark blush flashed across Shinji's face just realizing what he was looking at.
Shinji (Jittery voice): He-He-He- Mi-Mis-Misato's.......... Pussy!? ....... Hmm? A few more lumps then last time I saw it.
Asuka's red bull began to ware off Shinji and he pulled his nearly asleep body off Misato's floor and quickly and as quietly as he could tippy-toe to his room.
As he was crossing through the kitchen Shinji runs into a curious Pen-Pen.
Shinji (struck with fear): Ghaaaahh! (Shinji muffles his mouth with his hands) Oh? Pen-Pen? What are you doing out?
Pen-Pen pulls out from his back a note "Give Me My Panties back Shinji! Last warning *Love Misato"
Shinji (Sighs): Dirty, Dirty tramp.
Inspired by The MGS2 Friends series by Skar Kjoil
Disclaimer: Harmless Fanfiction - Every body does it!
PG 15+ Underage viewing of Porn, Godless sneaky acts, Stupid rip offs, Pointless quotes, Characters acting out of character.
Comments will help. Give me what ever is on your mind and request anything you might like to see. Bare in mind this is my first attempt so IF it sucks. help me make it not-so sucky.
NOW CONTAINS CROSSOVERS
Asuka (Patronizing): For you dense lead heads out there WHO don't know what SUS means, SUS = Suspicious.
Asuka shakes her head.
Asuka (Irritated): It's the Australian jerk who's writing this stupid FanFic. He's a lame ass who can't even be bothered to write the whole word. Idiot!
Chapter 1 - Shinji's Panty Fetish
Writers comments - Early stages, I'm very tired and bored. Stupid, dirty, trampy, sick things will be done in this Fanfic. You've been warned. Some Yaoi references, not many - nothing to be afraid of. And there will be some Fanboyism!
2:47 AM. Misato's apartment is in darkness, only a dull light remains in the living room where shinji sits at a cluttered computer desk. Shinji sitting wide awake, his eyes glued to the computer monitor. Faint high- pitched squeals and moans came from his headphones.
Shinji leaned in closer to the screen.
Shinji's headphones: Ahhh! (Obvious exaggerated moaning) Ohh! No! I can resist! Its too goood. Ahh!
Shinji's eyes widened.
Shinji's headphones: Ahh! (Moans) Tooo goood! I-I-I think. IM-IM GONNA!!!
Shinji (breathing heavily): ohhh? She really going to -
On the screen in a reduced resolution was La Blue Girl being attacked by countless slimy tentacles.
Shinji moved in closer, his nose almost touching the monitor screen.
Shinji's headphones: (Bursts of violent horny chattering) Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! AHHH! IM-GONNA- CUMMMM!
Shinji (taking a gulp of air): This was worth the 20 hours of download time on Misato's cheap 56k modem. My life is now worth living because of this.
On screen Miko Mido was on the brink of orgasm when all of a sudden several ninja stars slice through the hordes of tentacles, completely interrupting what could of been the greatest moment of Shinji's life.
Shinji (Gasping in disbelief): So-Pissed-off-right-now. (Shinji's right eye begins to twitch and veins start raising all of his neck and head)
Shinji's headphones: (Miko Mido) Oh! Thank you Nin-nin! You saved me! Who knows what could of happened if -
Shinji closes windows media player half way trough the scene. He hangs his head (Hair covering his eyes) Tears roll down his cheeks.
Shinji (chokey distressed voice): Why? (Whimper) Am I so worthless you couldn't do this for me? Why Miko? Why?!
Shinji decides he'll lose his load another time. The disappointment was crushing for the already depressed teen.
Shinji (whisper): I better clean this up. Misato will kill me if she knew I was watching Hentai on her computer.
Shinji right clicks on Misato's Hard disk drive, selects the properties drop-down then clicks on disk cleanup.
You can use disk cleanup to free up to 666.50 MB of disk space on MAGI (C:)
Shinji blinks to clear his eyes.
Shinji (stunned): O-Kay - That isn't right. I don't understand how could of I -
Shinji looks at the crotch of his black jeans - that was proof enough.
Shinji (raises an eyebrow): Oh.........I see.......I think I understand now.
Shinji cleared the disk then moved on to clearing Windows media player.
Shinji (complaining): I wish I could find a free windows washer that isn't a timed demo.
Shinji (concerned): Hmm? wonder how long I been on?
Shinji checks the Connection Duration. He clicks on the AOL online clock. You have been connected for 32:59Hrs.
Shinji (Disoriented): Jesus Christ! Misato is going to KILL ME!! .......... Buh! blame it on Marilyn.
Shinji salutes a large poster of Marilyn Manson on the wall above the computer.
Shinji (Continues): Better finish this before someone wakes up.
Shinji deletes the files from the play list. Shinji in order to cover previous viewed files he opens small midi files at a fast rate.
Shinji (giggles): Hehehehe - Final Fantasy VXXIII midis. Nothing SUS has taken place tonight.
Continues to open FFVXXIII midis till the File menu is full of them. Hiding any evidence of Shinji's SUS habits.
Shinji (Sighs): Hmm... Better go to bed................ Buh!
Shinji spins around on the rotating chair in a 180 and carefully and quietly lifts out of the chair. He tiptoes over to the fridge. He pulls in open with only a small amount of rattling. Shinji gently slips out a small can from Asuka's side of the fridge.
Shinji (shrugs): Eh! whatever! - Will do.
Shinji brings it back into the light of the Computer monitor.
Shinji (confused): Huh? ..... Red bull? So this is why she never shuts up - No wonder She's all hyped up all the time.
Shinji hesitates but seconds later he cracks open the can and takes a sip.
Shinji feels a Super saiyan-jin like rush of energy course through him.
Shinji (excited): Hey! this stuff is great! - And it kills all those painful memories.
Shinji pauses.
Shinji (surprised): Oh? No, wait - There still there ...... (Still enthusiastic)
Shinji alert as a koala. His head darted around as he sucked the can dry.
Shinji: Hmm? wonder if Asuka is awake?
Shinji tiptoes across to Asuka's room.
Shinji (Whisper): I can't wake her. (Shinji farts in mid-step and giggles as he reaches Asuka's door) HELLO (Shinji waves to nobody and giggles in amusement)
Shinji examines Asuka's door.
Shinji (murmurs): Heh! some Wall of Jericho!
Shinji slowly slides the door slightly open enough to see her bare legs dangling from her bed.
Shinji pokes his head around at a different angle to see what he can see, see, see.
Shinji could hear quite moans in Asuka's room. He saw one of her legs kick out.
Shinji flinched.
Asuka (sleep talking): Hmmm! Yeah! Toby!!
Shinji (interested): Wha - Toby? Huh?
Asuka (still sleep talking): Ohh!... You know? - Toby Maguire from Spider- Man. Oh! - come here you big hunk of science geek. Mmmm.
Shinji (Frowns): This is fucken stupid.
An idea pops into Shinji devious, dirty little mind.
Shinji (Thinks): Asuka must get pretty horny. Hmm? Wonder what her panties look like after one of these godless sex dreams. (Congrats) Genius Shinji, Pure Genius - Hehehehe (wicked shinji giggle)
Shinji slides Asuka's door open a little more, edging it open bit-by-bit. He then slips through the small opening he makes for himself.
Shinji tiptoes to her under-wear draw.
Shinji (Self-assured): Its fine - I've been obsessed with these since Ayanami.
Shinji carefully pulled her draw open. It was almost to dark to see, only the faint white like from the computer monitor light a small strip across the floor and wall of Asuka's room. Shinji would have to go by feel.
Shinji ran his hands through randomly picking pairs up and examining the crotch of them. He went through several pairs before getting edgy. Asuka shifted and was facing shinji directly.
Sweat ran down Shinji's face.
The excitement kept him frantically searching but to find nothing. No wet, stiff, not even smelly under-wear at all.
Shinji (confused): This isn't right! I'm the clean one! Asuka and Misato are pigs!
Shinji (Realizing): Misato too! - That's right! She would be bound to have some dirty panties! (Acknowledging) Misato is a dirty, dirty tramp. Bingo!
Shinji creeps out of Asuka's room. he heads across to Misato's batchellorette pad.
The door is wide open and so is Misato's legs, spread open lying on top of her bed.
Shinji (drowsy): better finish off Asuka's red bull.
Pepped-up again Shinji crawls in on hands and knees.
Shinji (Excited and curious): I wonder how Misato sleeps like this? (Smiles) Hope she sleeps like this often then I wouldn't have to download more episodes of La Blue Girl.
Misato tosses her head back lustfully frightening Shinji.
Misato (sleep talking): Mmmm! H.R. (Moans) ohh. Give it too me! Mmmm!
Shinji (worried): H.R.....??
Misato (sleep talking): Oh! YES! Mmm.. Oh! I know why they call you ... Puff 'n' stuff........
Shinji (More Frightened then before): Dirty, dirty Tramp......
Shinji looks down between her legs and notices moist wet panties.
Shinji (Super Excited): Oh God in Heaven. I have to take them.
Shinji positioned himself over Misato's open legs. His sweat dripped on her stomach.
Shinji (Panicky): Okay! Okay! (Breathe out) Okay! This wont be hard. Misato is drunker then a chip-monk on speed ....................... No - wait? That's not right.
Shinji snaps back to reality.
Shinji (Calm): Alright. This wont be hard. I saw Son-Goku do this with Bulma. If he can then I can - Here it goes.
Shinji gently places his hands on Misato's hips and slip his fingers in either side of her panties.
Shinji (calm): Okay - now easy - easy.
Shinji slowly pulls Misato's panties down along her legs and over her feet. success!
Shinji (congrats): Yessss! Hang-on......!!!
A heavy pink glow in the dark blush flashed across Shinji's face just realizing what he was looking at.
Shinji (Jittery voice): He-He-He- Mi-Mis-Misato's.......... Pussy!? ....... Hmm? A few more lumps then last time I saw it.
Asuka's red bull began to ware off Shinji and he pulled his nearly asleep body off Misato's floor and quickly and as quietly as he could tippy-toe to his room.
As he was crossing through the kitchen Shinji runs into a curious Pen-Pen.
Shinji (struck with fear): Ghaaaahh! (Shinji muffles his mouth with his hands) Oh? Pen-Pen? What are you doing out?
Pen-Pen pulls out from his back a note "Give Me My Panties back Shinji! Last warning *Love Misato"
Shinji (Sighs): Dirty, Dirty tramp.
