Legends have assumed his role in history as an unparalleled entity. No being, deity, or omnipotent being from an alternate universe which exceeds life itself could measure to his standards. In his past lives, he was known to be part vampire, zombie, magical girl, and even morbidly obese ice monster. This is his story...
After suffering from inflamed butt-hole syndrome, i wandered space for light years until i became a renowned salesman of the universally acclaimed delicacy, space smegma. My name is Glondo Knight, i am 22.6 years old. As of 12 seconds ago, i arrived on planet smorbon. The current task at hand is to get a delivery of space smegma to one of my best customers, Ginbei, or as i like to call him, Gingin. After a few minutes of unexplained high speed travel, i arrived at Gingin's place. "Hmm, this must be the place." Before ringing the doorbell, i checked myself to make sure i was presentable. Other then a horrific odor coming from my crotch region, i felt very handsome and confident. My outfit consisted of a black t-shirt with a giant dragon on it surrounded by flames, stained jean shorts, black knee socks, sandals, and two flame style wrist bands. I admired myself for a few minutes until my stomach started to grumble. "It must be the raccoon taco i had for lunch, heh." I started spamming the doorbell with an APM only heard of in the land known as Korea. "G..Glondo is that you?", Gingin said clad naked as he/she opened the door. "Gingin, why is there a giant tentacle monster as your genitalia?" After realizing the words i uttered i simply left.
