``Okay, Brian, Peter and I are going to a fancy restaurant, Chris is over his friends house, and Meg went to the movie theaters to see the new romantic comedy featuring Zac Efron and Selena Gomez'', Lois said, ``Make sure that Stewie doesn't do anything that might blow up the house''. ``Don't worry, Lois, I got it under control'', Brian said. ``Thanks, Brian'', Lois said. ``Oh, Brian, remember if anyone tries to break the house, just do exactly what the kid from Home Alone did'', Peter said. Brian rolled his eyes and said, ``Sure, Peter. I'll do that''. ``Also, Brian, no parties! Parties lead to alcohol and I don't want to come home with drunken animals on the floor. ``Don't worry, Lois, I won't throw a party. I swear I won't let you down'', Brian said. ``Thanks, Brian'', Lois said, smiling.

After Peter and Lois left, Brian began to pour some snacks in a bowl and set out some cups. ``What are you doing?'', Stewie asked. ``Listen, Stewie, I'm having an intimate get together with a few friends, so don't try to embarrass me'', Brian said. ``Don't worry about me bothering you. I'll be in room, watching a tutorial on how to do voodoo. I must get revenge on Caillou for not sharing his cookies with me'', Stewie said.``Well, good luck with that'', Brian said.

Five minutes later, there was a knock at the door. Brian quickly opened the door. Snoopy, Jake the Dog, and Courage the Cowardly Dog were at the door. ``Come on in, fellas'', Brian said. The dogs came in and sat down on the couch. ``There's a bowl of snacks if you want some'', Brian said, pointing a the bowl on the table. Brian sat down on the couch with the other dogs. There was an awkward silence.``So, how's life going?'', Brian asked. Snoopy put a thumbs up. ``It's going fine, I guess'', Courage said. ``Life is going great!'', Jake said. ``How about you, Brian?'', Courage asked. ``Meh'', Brian said.

There was another awkward silence. Snoopy began to whistle. Courage yawned. Jake began to softly hum All Star by Smash Mouth. ``Come on, Brian, they're getting bored. Try to start a conversation'', Brian said in his mind. ``So, who's like Fall Out Boy?'', Brian asked. The dogs stared at him. Yet another awkward silence. Finally, Jake stood up and said, ``Brian, this is lame!'' Brian looked shocked.

``What? What's lame?!

``This get together is lame! Don't try to deny it!''

``Oh, no, they're losing interest in me! Quickly think of something!'', Brian said in his mind, panicking. ``Let's play some board games!'', Brian suggested. ``No, Brian, we want to have a party!'', Courage said. ``Yeah'', Snoopy agreed. ``No, we can't have a party, I promised Lois that I won't throw a party, because it leads to a big mess and drunken pets on the floor!'', Brian explained. ``Come on, it's not like we're going to get wasted'', Courage said. ``Yeah, this party can involve no alcohol!'', Jake said. Brian sighed and said, ``Fine! Let's throw a party''.

The dogs, except Brian, cheered with glee. Snoopy, Courage, and Jake began to text and call everyone that they know to come over Brian's house. Brian groaned and said, ``I hope this doesn't turn out to be a disaster''.