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51 Ways To Annoy the Naruto Stoics

Chapter one: Shino.

He/She was tired of his/her so called cool and collected comrades. If he/she could just make them snap everyone will see they´re not so perfect as they thought they were...Wait! A lightball turned on inside his/her head.

That´s it!

The misterious figure grabbed a scroll and started writing furiously in it while crackling evilly.

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Kiba, Akamaru and Hinata stood in their training grounds waiting. They had been called for a special mission, without Shino.

They were about to go back home when a scroll dropped misteriously in front of them.

-"Kiba! L-Look!"-the Hyuuga said opening the scroll.-"It´s our mission!"

-"Looks like it...It has the Hokage seal on it... Lemme see."

This misson is extremely dangerous and must be done with perfect caution. Kiba, Hinata, Akamaru. I´m counting on you. Please record the results.

51 Ways to Annoy Shino.

-"You´ve got to be kidding me!"-laughed Kiba.-"This must be a joke right?"

-"I-I don´t-t think so Kiba... It has the Hokage´s seal...Ma-Maybe we should start w-w-with number one..."

1) Hit him on the head, hard and then apologize saying he had a bug there.

2) Steal his sunglasses and draw white spirall eyes in them. Make sure it´s permanent and that he uses them.

3) When everyone laughs at him and he asks you what´s wrong point at him and laugh uncontrollably.

4) Give him a picture of Hanabi in public. When he looks at it yell "I KNEW IT YOU PEDOPHILE!"

5) Kick him in the shin and run screaming like a maniac. Do this repeatedly.

6) Put in his food the same poison that made him laugh in a filler episode.

7) Make sure all the Rookie Nine see him in his laughter outburst.

8) Tape it and show it on the next Konoha Ninja Reunion and to the whole Aburame clan.

9) Cut his hair REALLY short while he sleeps.

10) Take a picture of his nearly bald head and publish it.

11) When he goes to wash his clothes put a red t-shirt in the washer when he isn´t looking.

12) Laugh when he screams at seeing his now pink outfits.

13) Laugh harder when he wears them and say "Someone´s copying Sakura!"

14) Change his collection of classic music for the albums of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

15) Wash his under pants in meat.

16) Make sure he wears them.

17) Make sure Akamaru´s near when he does.

18) Laugh histerically when Akamaru bites him in his private parts.

19) Poke continually until he asks you "What?!" and then look at him like he was crazy and walk away as nothing had happened.

20) Make a Genjutsu of Tsunade flirting with him shamelessly.

21) Laugh when he faints from severe trauma.

22) Stalk him and say you know he´s into older women. Repeatedly.

23) Enter in his room while he sleeps and without waking him put sticky paper (the one to catch bugs) all over the room.

24) Tell him "Is it that serious?" when he asks you what the hell you´re talking about say if he´s really that ugly that he has to hide himself under the sunglasses and the sweater.

25) Set him in a blind date...

26) ...with Tsunade.

27) Paint his room pink

28) Call him "Ladybird-sama"

29) Spray him with repellent and when he rolls in the ground with pain say "I´m sorry I thought it was colony!"

30) When he only responds with "hm"s scream "OMG!! HE HAS LOST HIS VOICE!!"

31) When he finally speaks, shout "MIRACLE! HE HAS RECOVERED HIS SPEAK!!"

32) Call anonimously to a Bug Exterminator and send him to Shino´s house.

33) When he doesn´t expect it make him a Sexy no Jutsu and start blowing kisses at him.

34) Send a letter to Sakura from Shino saying how much he loves her physic.

35) Laugh when Sakura wipes the floor with him.

36)Tie him up and make him read a ShinoHanabi fic. Make sure it has Lemon.

37) Stuff his mailbox with ShinoxSasuke, ShinoxKankurou and ShinoxKiba fics.

38)When he recieves them look over his shoulder and scream: "YAOI PERV!!!"

39) Make him read them all.

40) "Accidentally" open his mail box in front of everyone and yell "YAOI PERV!!"

41) Have random histerical laughter attacks in front of him and point at him as you laugh.

42) Randomly start crying and start yelling at him "Why Shino?!?! WHYY?!?!?!". Do this repeatedly

43) Convince him to acompany you to see a horror movie and at every scary part yell in his ear and grab him like your life depended on it.

44) Put your face REALLY close to his. Stay like that for a loooong time and suddendly say "Uuugh! You have a zit!"

45) Run in circles around him all day.

46) Stalk him all day and make funny faces at him.

47) When he asks what the fu# you´re doing claim you´re invisible.

48) Ramble all day about how the Aburame clan is the lamest clan in Konoha.

49) When you´re in a lesson with Kurenai yell in the middle of the lecture "SHINO STOP STARING AT KURENAI-SENSEI´S CLEAVAGE THROUGH YOUR GLASSES!"

50) Put some sunglasses and ruffle your hair and follow him all day saying your his Kage Bunshin.

51) Do this list all over again until he snaps.

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Next Chapter it´s Shikamaru´s turn to suffer!! Muawahahahahaha-choke-choke.