/Okay, first fic I've ever actually put an effort into writing, so don't judge too harshly. I always liked the SuiKa pairing, felt like writing something for it. M for language and probably some sexual stuff later on. Enjoy~


"Er, excuse me, you forgot my yogurt," Suigetsu informed the waitress who'd just delivered their food to them – or rather, Sasuke's food. She ignored him completely, choosing instead to fawn over his raven haired teammate. Suigetsu rolled his eyes, poking her shoulder rather harshly. "Um, ma'am?"
"What?" She turned to him and blinked, looking at him as if she'd never seen him before in her life.
"You forgot my yogurt."
"Oh, right." She frowned at him, sighing before turning back to the kitchen, hopefully to retrieve the forgotten order. Suigetsu's eyes made their way over to Karin, the redheaded girl sitting next to Sasuke, who was shooting death glares at the waitress as she walked away. Once she'd disappeared behind the white swinging doors, she immediately turned her attention to the boy sitting next to her.
"Sasuke, I don't appreciate the way that girl just threw herself all over you. What trash!" Sasuke stared straight ahead, sipping at his tea and hardly even listening. Suigetsu raised his eyebrow at that – wasn't her statement a little like the pot calling the kettle black? The way she hung all over Sasuke, you'd think he'd used his Sharingan on her or something. Of course, Sasuke would never do that; he was too concerned with getting revenge on whatever the hell village he came from – Suigetsu could never remember – to worry about things such as girls liking him. Not that he had to worry, since it seemed like every girl who came into contact with him instantaneously fell in love with him.
"Here." The silver haired boy's thoughts were interrupted by a loud clanking sound, and he looked down to see his yogurt placed before him.
"Why thank you," He told the waitress sarcastically, digging into it. She rolled her eyes at him and turned to Sasuke.
"Anything else for you?" Sasuke merely shook his head, not even glancing in her direction.
"That will be all. You can leave the check." The girl's mouth opened as if she was considering saying something more, but resigned herself to a simple nod and smile.
"Of course, I'll get that for you right away. Oh, let me take this plate from you." She grabbed Sasuke's plate, leaning over and quite obviously giving Sasuke an eyeful, not that he was phased by it. As she walked away Karin tugged violently on Sasuke's shirt, glaring at her.
"Did you see that? What a whore!" Suigetsu's jaw dropped open – this coming from the girl who'd tried to sneak into the men's hot springs, while Sasuke simply let out a sigh and stood up, taking money from his wallet and leaving it on the table.
"Suigetsu, get the check. I'll be upstairs," He instructed before heading off.
"Wait, Sa-," Karin moved to leave with him but he turned and gave her a cold stare.
"You aren't finished eating. Don't come up until you're done." She scowled and moved back against the corner of the bench, pouting slightly as he disappeared up the stairs to the room they'd rented for the night. How pathetic, Suigetsu thought to himself as he sipped at his water through a straw, peering over at her.
"What do you want?" She snapped, causing him to stop drinking and frown at her.
"Oh, just thinking it was kind of ironic how you called that girl trashy for throwing herself all over Sasuke when that's exactly what you do all the time."
"I do not!" She exclaimed, sitting up and pushing her glasses further up her nose.
"Bullshit!" He pointed at her angrily. "All you ever do is flirt with him and try and seduce him!"
"What?" Her face reddened. "W-why would you notice? Unless you were stalking me or something!" He stared at her, hardly even caring enough to correct her idiotic statement.
"Yes, Karin, of course. I'm only forced to be with you practically all the time because we're teammates, and it's pretty hard to miss you whoring yourself out to him. But yeah, I'm stalking you."
"I knew it." She crossed her arms and pursed her lips, and he wasn't sure if she actually thought he was serious or if she was just kidding as well. Either way, he decided to let the argument drop, noticing Juugo tense up beside him.
"Why do you like him so much?" It was a question he'd been wondering since he'd first seen a girl fawn over Sasuke, and he'd yet to figure it out. Was it the whole dark, mysterious thing? Karin cocked her head to the side, seemingly taken aback by his question.
"I don't like him!" She exclaimed, standing up from the table, her blush deepening. Even Juugo, usually oblivious to everything, raised his eyebrows as if he knew she was lying. Suigetsu stared at her for a moment before sighing, too exhausted to press her for answers. Sasuke was pretty determined in his goal of destroying Konoha, and hardly let them rest. This was the first time in weeks that they'd actually get to sleep in a place other than a cave or the cold, hard ground, and Suigetsu really didn't feel like ruining the night with an argument. He'd have all the time in the world after they left to argue and tease her about Sasuke, tonight he opted to just let it go. "I'm going upstairs."
"Fine, enjoy your alone time with Sasuke," Suigetsu told her, drawing out the 'a' in his name. She turned on her heel and disappeared, and the sharp-tooth boy turned to his friend, the gentle giant who'd witnessed the entire scene wordlessly. "Do you know why they all like him?" He asked, not really expecting an answer. Juugo wasn't exactly experienced with the whole girl thing, and Suigetsu doubted that he even noticed all of Sasuke's fangirls.
"I think it's because he ignores them." Suigetsu raised his eyebrows at the unexpected reply, frowning slightly. He knotted his eyebrows together, rubbing his hands over his eyes.
"Gyah, I don't get girls. You'd think they'd like boys that paid attention to them?"
"But then they don't have to work for their attention." Suigetsu blinked, shocked at how much sense his friend's answer actually made. He stared into his empty cup, mulling the idea over in his mind.
"You know, you might be onto something, buddy," he sighed, glancing down at the money Sasuke had left. He called the waitress over, hoping she wouldn't ignore him now that his more handsome counterpart had left the table. "Eh, we should get upstairs too, before Karin rapes Sasuke or something," he chuckled, only half kidding. Truthfully, there was something about the two of them alone that bothered him, though he wasn't sure what it was. He could care less if other girls were alone with Sasuke, but he just hated seeing Karin throw herself all over him only to be repeatedly rejected. At least if he and Juugo were present, she held back slightly. He stood up to let Juugo out of the booth, yawning as he made his way over to the waitress, who'd clearly not acknowledged his calls. He paid and hurried up the stairs, wanting to stop Karin and Sasuke from being alone as quickly as possible.