This will be kinda long. Sorry. No flames please! Sorry if you get lost. I don't own A&A or the show would play 24/7.

Chapter one

11 years ago

11 years ago, Austin and Ally started dating.

Austin's POV

I am about to ask her out! I like-like her a lot! Maybe I should talk to Dez. Wait, how would that help? Maybe Trish? No, she might beat me up for not have asking Ally out sooner. Mom? Sure, why not?

20 minutes later

"MOOO-OOOM! I'M HOME!"

"I'M IN THE KITCHEN! You can stop yelling!"

"OK! SORRY I'M STILL YELLING! WAIT! NOW I CAN'T STOP! CAN-"

"Just come over here!"

"Ok."

That was how it was when I came home. Yes, I procrastinated, whatever that means, home so it would take longer to see Ally. She gives me butterflies in my stomach, sweaty palms, and leaves me gasping for air. Well, not GASPING, but breathless. She is so pret-

"Are you gonna stand there or talk to me?" Mom asked, rather loudly.

"Sorry Mom! Got sidetracked! What does that mean? And procrastinate? And-"

"Let me guess. Ally was rambling and she got mad at you because you were late for a Team Austin meeting?"

"Wow, Mom, how are you so good at this game? Are you and Ally twins? No because you're fort-"

"AUSTIN! I KNOW MY AGE!"

"Sorry, sheesh! What do women get so worked up about age for, anyways?" I muttered.

"Austin, you're late for a Team Austin meeting!"

Oh my gosh! I have to go to the mall! I don't want Ally mad at me before I ask her out!

5 minutes later

"Austin! You're early for the meeting!"

I was greeted by the sound of angels singing when Ally spoke. No,- DUDE! I was talking about Ally! I always keep getting interrup-

"Austin? You there?"

"Huh? Sorry."

-ted from my thoughts?

"Team Austin meeting started ten minutes ago."

Wow. I WASN'T STARING AT ALLY! Ok, MAYBE I was. I did not notice I was staring at her for that long.

"Seriously, Austin?"

"Ally, will you go out with me?" I blurted out.

"Um, sure."

"Nevermind."

"Wait, Austin, I would love to! I was in shock, that's all."

Thus began the cycle of unluckiness.