2006 January 25 to be exact and it was the wedding day of one Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Ziva David. The priest started to speak stating "we are gathered here today to witness the union of these two people on holy matrimony" At that exact moment L.J. Gibbs cell phone started to vibrate, Checking the phone identity it reads "J Sheppard" Gibbs thinks to himself No Jenny I am not working on my wedding day!
The Priest looks at Gibbs "Asking do you Leroy Jethro Gibbs take Ziva David, To have and to hold in sickness and in heath as long as you both shall live?"
Grinning like a schoolboy Gibbs replied "I do"
Turning his head Priest asked "Do you Ziva David, take Leroy Jethro Gibbs to have and to hold in sickness and in heath as long as you both shall live?"
Dressed in her white wedding gown Ziva says "I do" as a single tear starts streaming down her face.
The Priest smiles saying "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Driving like a mad woman Jenny Sheppard hoping to get to the church before the I Dos! she gathers herself as she walks in
Nearly out of breath Jenny bursted in Asking "Have you said the I Do's"
Gibbs looks at her saying "Yea Jenny... we did"
With a crooked smile Jenny asked Jethro "can we go somewhere and talk privately."
Gibbs looks at her Jenny anything you have to say, you can say in-front of my bride. Jenny replies alright Jethro if that's how you want it. Gibbs muttered "out with it Jenny"
Putting her hands on her hips Jenny tells him "you and I are legally married Gibbs."
Ziva's eyes begin to grow ever wider and her hand started to shake with rage as she bellows "YOU'RE WHAT!"
Jenny Stated "during our Paris operation Gibbs had Mike Franks manufacture a marriage license"
Ziva replied calmly "OK I don't see a problem, so far."
Jenny tells Ziva "A bell boy thought he was doing us a favor and filed it at city hall in Paris France"
"Gibbs, I'm going to kill you" said Ziva.
Gibbs looks from his position by the alter to Mike Franks stating "you said you took care of that Mike"
Mike shrugged his shoulders saying "Sorry Probe."
Gibbs started rubbing his forehead with his thumb pointer and middle fingers in a half wine he said "this is not happening. This is my worst nightmare come true."
Her face started turning crimson with rage as Ziva said in a calm voice "Jethro, you better sleep with one eye open tonight."
Gibbs looks from Jenny to Mike Franks he was not happy saying "get this sorted out, preferably follows through on her threat"
Jenny raises her brow as she tells him "that's what you get for not returning phone calls Jethro."
His brows are pulled down as in to a furrow his eye stated to twitch. Where only moments before he wore a smile, now the corners of his mouth drooped low as he slowly grinded his teeth Gibbs replying "I suppose I deserve that."
Ziva whose annoyance at the events was quickly growing into anger as her eyes begun to narrow drawing her brows close creating a furrow at the bridge of hernose as she spat "Yes you do Leroy... I will be staying with Abby until you get this sorted out."
Gibbs cried out "Ziva... Please"
"Gibbs if you hope to salvage this wedding not another word or I will make good on that promise... right now" Ziva told him curtly
Abigail Sciuto held out her hand to Ziva saying "come on Ziva I will take you home"
"Thank you Abby" said Ziva
Sneering at Gibbs in utter contempt Abby said "Shame on you Gibbs"
All Gibbs could say as Ziva stormed out of the church was say "I didn't know Abby..., Ziva, come back."
Gibbs looked at his one-time love Jenny Shepard complaning "not you to."
"Give her time to cool off" Jenny told him, "I have seen that look in her eye. it's not good, The last time I saw that look her target was dead within the hour
Sighing Mike Franks said "Relax Probe!"
His body hit the pew with a thud as Gibbs blurted out "this coming from the eternal bachelor."
Jenny told Gibbs "relax we will get this sorted out!"
Gibbs looks at Jenny asking "what do I do until then?"
Blank-faced Jenny told him sarcastically "move in to my place!"
Razing his brow at Jenny's comment, Gibbs replied "not funny."
Jenny looked at Gibbs "who is being funny, before they give us an annulment, we may have to prove that we are married!"
In a sarcastic tone of voice Gibbs said "Ziva going to love that idea."
"Jethro" said Jenny "she is a professional she may not like it but she will understand."
With raised brow and a crooked smile said Gibbs with a straight face "yea, and I am a polygamist!"
Making a face Mike Franks said "ouch probe."
Gibbs said "I'm being serous here what do I do now."
Chuckling Jenny said "I don't know start a harem!"
Leroy's eyes widened as far as they could as the blood vessels shown as the corners by his temples his brows were slanted inward to the bridge of the nose creating a furrow as one of them slowly begun to rise. He sat there slack jawed not saying a word.
5 Minutes later the trio moved the conversation outside the church Jenny flips open her cell phone and said "let me give the French embassy and see if we can straighten this out alright."
Bonjour l'ambassadeur, son directeur Sheppard avec NCIS, un de mes agents et j'ai un problème, une copie y a fabriqué une licence de mariage d'une attribution secrète avec les deux nos noms qui a été entré dans votre système. Il a été à l'origine placé dans votre système il y a quelque temps par M. Mike Franks il y a quelque temps comme faisant partie d'un article-vedette.
English Translation:Hello ambassador, its director Sheppard with NCIS, one of my agents and I have a problem, a marriage license from an undercover assignment with both our names on it that was entered into your system, It was originally placed in your system some time ago by Mr Mike Franks as part of a cover story.
The Ambassador asks "De vulgaire madame director que Mai MOI rendre service à"
English Translation Of coarse madam director how may I be of service?
Director Shepard asked "C'est y tout voie vous can prendre thanksggiving document dévaster?"
English Translation Is there any way you can have that document destroyed?
The Ambassador replied "Mais de trajet le vouloir unique saisir six le mois"
English Translation But of course it will only take six months
Jenny Shepard asked "C'est thanksggiving les le meilleur vous can font?"
English Translation is that the best you can do?
The Ambassador tells her "Malheureusement Oui"
English Translation: Regrettably Yes
Jenny sighs as she says "D'accord, Fait."
English Translation Alright, Done.
Slipping her phone in her pocket Jenny turns to Jethro saying , "it will take six months to straighten this out.."
"Six months... great I have to tell Ziva Six months!" Gibbs stated
Jenny's eyes widened as she hesitantly asked what's wrong Jethro
Looking off to the right with a crooked smile Gibbs told them "she will be showing by then Jenny"
Covering her mouth as she chuckled Jenny looked at him OH Jethro... what have you done?
"Gibbs" blurted out Jenny "Not now, alright... If she is fidgeting with a throwing knife when you see her Run, Run fast" Jenny told him
Thirty minutes later at Abby's apartment! Gibbs knocks on the door. Abby shouted the male voice from outside the door. Coming she replied as she looks through the peep hole in the door, before opening it Gibbs said Abby. "Where is she" Abby? He asked
Abby steps aside so Gibbs can see, Ziva sitting on the sofa cleaning her fingernails with a throwing knife, suddenly Jenny's words came back to haunt him! "If she is fidgeting with a throwing knife when you see her "Run, Run fast""
Without even looking at him she asked "how long Gibbs until it's sorted? "Ziva asked
Gibbs replied "Six months Ziva."
Ziva razes the throwing knife and whips it at Gibbs head it whizzes by embedded itself in wooden door frame with a twang one inch from his head. Ziva takes out a second knife and starts playing with it the same way she was playing with the first one. Had you turned to run my next one would have hit its target she told him!
Abby looks at Ziva slack jawed, "THAT'S MY WALL ZIVA!"
I will fix that for you said Gibbs
Ziva starts to raze the second knife into throwing position leveling her gaze on him as a rule Jethro I don't give a warning shot, if you want to leave now would be the time!
Gibbs said "I don't think I like the way you said Jethro. Ziva."
At that moment he turned, Gibbs saw something in Ziva eyes he had never seen before "Pure Unadulterated Hate directed toward him!" He had never seen before. What no one in the room save Ziva and he knew was she is carrying his child.
Backing up slowly Gibbs looked at them both and said "I think I am going to leave now, I wanted you to know."
Looking at Gibbs Abby said "good plan"
With her head berried in her hands Ziva said I need a favor Abby. Looking at Ziva Abby said at her name it. As tears ran down her cheeks she looks at Abby could you run a pregnancy test, on me? Abby could feel her heart sink as she asked "is Gibbs-"
"Yes Abby, but given the current situation, I don't know if I want to keep it" said Ziva
Pulling Ziva into her Abby Hugs Ziva
It was the next morning Ziva calls Director Jenny Shepard. Ziva what can I help you with? asked Jenny. "I need your advice" said Ziva, "can you come over to Abby's?"
Be there in five Ziva said Jenny. Five minutes later to the second, Jenny goes knocked on the Abby's door to her apartment only to find Miss Sciuto waiting for her with the door open. They walk in to Abby's bathroom Ziva announces "it came back positive!"
Looking from Abby to Ziva and back again Jenny asked "what came back positive?"
"My pregnancy test" said Ziva, "Before you ask Jenny, its Gibbs child!"
With raised eyebrow Jenny said "I see."
"It's just; I want him to marry me because he loves me, not out of an obligation to a child... I don't think I can keep it"
Jenny looked at Ziva not wanting to believe what she is hearing are you saying "what your saying Ziva that would go against everything you believe in?"
"God forgive me, I know but what choice do I have." Said Ziva Both Abby & Jenny look at Ziva and say "TALK TO GIBBS!"
"Ziva" said Jenny "He knows about the baby"
