Househusband


Summary: Uchiha Sasuke is a new househusband, it's not hard just for him but for everyone else as well. Why? They think he's still in the yakuza.


Chapter 1: Grocery Shopping


There was something off about the man in front of him; there was a certain feel about him that sent chills down his spine. Of course he was handsome; pale skin, aristocratic features, dark eyes and pitch black hair that was almost navy blue. The suit he wore was also nice, molded to his figure quite well. He was also wearing a blue apron with a sown cartoon toad in the front.

"What're you looking at?" His voice was a deep baritone; it made him want to bow his head down in respect.

"N-nothing sir. Which cuts would you like?" He gestured towards the meat cuts in the display, a slim hand adorned with several silver rings slowly rose and hovered over the glass. The handsome man bent down a little more and he got to see inside the shirt and his blood froze.

Tattoos! Not just any tattoos but the kind of tattoos that weren't meant to be seen! What was a yakuza bastard doing in this neighborhood?!

"Hey," He looked up and broke out in cold sweat; dark eyes were glaring at him! "Pay attention."

"Yes sir!" Why did he have to have such bad luck?!

"Give me two pounds of pork belly and make it fast I h-"

"Yes sir! You don't have to worry, sir! I WILL MAKE IT FAST!" He had never rushed so fast in his entire life; his hands were practically a blur as he sliced the meat making sure to make it sizeable portions. This was for someone who held his life in his hands!

He chanced a glance up and moved faster, the yakuza bastard was standing there with hands in his pockets, slouched and glaring again! He wasn't moving fast enough!

He quickly wrapped the meat up in brown paper, placed it inside a plastic bag and manually entered a weight into the scale, he sweated at how slow the barcode was printing and barely restrained himself from tearing it out.

"Here you go sir! I GAVE YOU A DISCOUNT SIR!" He handed him the meat with two hands, his eyes looking down respectfully. When the meat was taken off his hands, he looked up and the yakuza bastard was putting the meat into his basket.

"You got good hands, butcher."

With that the yakuza bastard walked away and he was able to breathe a sigh of relief.

What was the yakuza doing in this neighborhood and where were all that guys subordinates?!


"Uchiha-san, how are you?" The older lady at the register greeted the man in front of her warmly. "Have you settled well into your apartment?"

Uchiha Sasuke had just moved into her building and lived at the apartment right next door to her a week ago. He was a rather quiet man but enthusiastic in being a househusband since it seemed his wife was the breadwinner. They were quite the progressive household.

"Yes, Akimoto-san. My wife gave me this point card to use here when I went grocery shopping." He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a wallet.

Mrs. Akimoto kept scanning his items and before she could place them into a plastic bag, he pulled out an eco bag from inside the pocket of his apron.

"My wife said no plastic." Mrs. Akimoto gave a gentle laugh and grabbed the bag from him; he was such a good husband to listen to his wife that well.

"Are you having a barbeque, Uchiha-san?" She said, she had noticed that most of the items were for barbeque. She grabbed the point card from him, scanned it and gave it back. "Special occasion?"

He grunted in response before pausing, seeming to remember something. "Yes, my wife's promotion."

She gave a big smile and handed the bag over to him. "Well you have my congratulations! That'll be $56.58, Uchiha-san."

Mrs. Akimoto stared in shock as he opened the inside of his wallet and she spotted at least three metal silver cards in the pockets! How rich was this man to have three of them?!

"Ah, I'm not supposed to use these," She looked at him incredulously. "My wife gave me cash, here you go."

She held her hand out and processed his transaction almost in a daze. How was he not supposed to use those?! Only the most rich had those kinds of cards and he had three of them!

"Thank you, Akimoto-san."

She stared at his figure until he disappeared from sight, was his wife super rich?!


Uchiha Sasuke stared at the sticky note taped to the fridge then turned to look at the clock. He had at least two hours before he had to start preparing dinner.

'Don't forget your glasses!

You look like you're glaring when you don't wear them!

And take the eco bag and use the points card! I want my points!

And don't use the silver credit cards, that's why I gave you cash!

I love you, my emotionally stunted Uchiha!'

He had forgotten his glasses.