NARUTO: Attack of the gay ninja
CHAPTER 1
One day, when naruto was walking with Sakuar to the mail. A gay ninja tried to touch naruto's ass, when naruto was opening the door for Sakuar, but Sakuar saw him and got so mad cuz he was going to touch his friend's ass. So she focuses her chakra to her fist, then she hit the gay ninja to the light blue sky, and he disappeared in a flash.
After the gay ninja was gone, naruto was looking around him to see if the gay ninja was back. But after a while, he clamed down and continue shopping with Sakuar. After they shop for cloths, they shop for shoes,
After they shop for cloths and shoes. Naruto wanted to go to the bathroom, so Sakuar had to Waite at starbucks, and buy a cup of coffee while she was waiting. At the bathroom naruto was taking a dump, so it toke a bit long. When he came out to wash he's hands. The gay ninja now try's to kiss naruto, but naruto used his shadow clone jutsu, and kicked his ass, plus he made a hole in the bathroom. Then he smiled and said "never try to touch me again, or u'll taste the power of naruto uzumaki!", After that, he walked to Sakuar, and both want shopping again.
