The Four Little Babies
(Tommy is reading a book to Phil, Lil, Chuckie, and Angelica)
Tommy: Once upon a time, there were four little babies, and a dinosaur named Reptar.
(Reptar appears next to the four babies)
Angelica: In every story there's Reptar! Leave him outta this story, Tommy!
Tommy: I'm sorry, Angelica. I just love to include Reptar in our fairy tales.
Angelica: Whatever, just tell the story.
Tommy: Okay, the first baby was named Chuckie, who lived with a dinosaur named Retar.
(Reptar appears next to Chuckie)
Angelica: No.
(Reptar disappears)
Chuckie: I lived in a house of straw, Tommy.
(A house of straw appears)
Tommy: Oh, yes. A house of straw...which was next to a dinosaur named Reptar.
(Reptar appears)
Angelica: No it wasn't!
(Reptar disappears)
Tommy: And the little baby...
(Phil snatches the book and reads...)
Phil: Was scared out of his diapie by ''The Big Bad Little Girl''!
(Angelica appears in the story but is much biger)
Angelica: It's supposed to be a wolf! A big bad wolf!
Phil: Not any more. *chuckles*
Lil: So ''The Big Bad Little Girl'' was looking for her grandmommy's house.
(A basket appears in Angelica's hand)
Chuckie: Oh my, grandmommy. What big pigtails you have. Hey, what's in the basket?
(Reptar toys jump out of the basket)
Angelica: I should've guessed.
Phil: You know, this ''Big Bad Little Girl'' isn't being very bad at all.
Angelica: For once you're right, Phil. We gotta keep this story on track. Let me into your house, dumb baby!
Chuckie: What should I do, Tommy?
Tommy: I guess you should say no, Chuckie.
Chuckie: No, Chuckie.
Angelica: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
(Angelica blows Chuckie's straw house down)
Chuckie: Oh no, this is getting scary!
Tommy: So Chuckie went to the house of the other two babies, Phil and Lil, who lived in a house of...
Phil: Worms!
(A house ade of worms appear)
Lil: Nuh-uh, Philip! The house was made out of mud!
(A house made of mud replaces the house made of worms)
Phil: Worms!
(The house made of worms replaces the house made of mud)
Lil: Mud!
(The house made of mud replaces the house made of worms)
Phil: Worms!
(The house made of worms replaces the house made of mud)
Lil: Mud!
(The house made of mud replaces the house made of worms)
Phil: I know! It's made out of worms and mud!
Lil: Okay!
(A house made of worms and mud appears)
Angelica: No! No! No! No! It's supposed to be made out of sticks!
(A house made of sticks replaces the house made of worms and mud)
Tommy: And than ''The Girl in Love with the Football'' said...
(Angelica's clothes turn into the clothes of Helga Pataki from ''Hey Arnold!'' and she says...)
Angelica: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! *realizes what she just said* No! No! No! That's the wrong story, and cartoon for that matter! Chuckie's supposed to go to Phil and Lil's house made out of...
Phil: A pack of cards!
(A house made of cards replaces the house made of sticks)
Angelica: Why do I even bother? I suppose now I'm supposed to blow this house down?
Phil and Lil: We'll do it for you!
Angelica: Hey! I'm the ''Big Bad Little Girl'' and anyway, you're not supposed to blow your own...
(Phil and Lil blow on the book sending cards flying everywhere, including Angelica's face)
Chuckie: Now we're at the part where the babies are all together.
Tommy: Yes, and the last baby's name was Tommy, who's house was made out of building blocks.
(A house made of building blocks appears as the babies run in)
Angelica: You finally have them right, but what about me?! I'm still ''The Girl in Love with the Football''! * her clothes turn normal* That better. Let me in, you dumb babies!
Chuckie: Oh no, who will save us now?
Tommy: Don't worry, Reptar will save us!
(Reptar appears)
Angelica: No! No! No! You don't belong here! There is no Reptar in this story!
(Reptar disappears)
Chuckie: Tommy, why does ''The Big Bad Little Girl'' want to get in the house, anyway?
Tommy: Mabey she wants to see Reptar! *starts laughing until he sees Angelica's glare* Or mabey not.
Phil: Mabey she wants to get out of the rain.
(A rain cloud appears above Angelica)
Angelica: That's it! From now on I'm telling the story! *puts the rain cloud in the basket* I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow...
(The basket explodes sending the Rugrats flying into the living room)
Tommy: *gets the book* And they all lived happily forever after.
THE END
