This is my third story, so YAY me!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, though, if I did, Roy and Riza would be together and Jean would have a date. I also do not own the brand of toys known as the Havoc Heli.


Prologue: As he was watching TV, Jean Havoc saw an interesting ad on the TV. WHY he was watching TV in self-pity, however, was the classic scenario. Havoc got date. Date meets the Colonel. Date runs off with Colonel. Havoc goes to store, comes home, and, in self-pity, eats and cries himself to sleep by means of a gallon of Vanilla ice-cream. However, due to the ad, Havoc got an idea. A good idea. An EVIL idea. For you see, the ad on the television was the brand new, amazingly cheap, Havoc Heli, equipped with mini camera. And so, the story begins...

Havoc pranced into the office, cardboard box in hand. Fuery, Falman, and Breda looked up from their work with little Qustion marks above their heads.

Havoc ripped open the box, removed the bubble wrap, and removed a toy helicopter. "umm...Lieutenant, what is that?" Fuery asked first.

"Well, this is my new toy," Havoc declared proudly. "But, Jean, you're a GROWN man. I don't think you need a toy helicopter," Falman added.

Jean Scoffed. "It isn't just ANY toy helicopter. It's MY toy helicopter! Besides, it's got a hidden camera. This way, I can finally wreak my revenge on the Col-" "Wreak revenge on who, Havoc?" a dry tone spoke. There, in the doorway, stood the terror, the feared gun-toting First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.

The room grew chilly as Riza walked into the room. Kain Fuery, the "Oh-So-Brave Master Sergeant, cracked.

"Jean Havoc bought one of those Havoc Heli helicopters with a hidden camera to use against the Colonel as a revenge tactic because the Colonel stole his date again!" he said in one sentence.

Riza raised an eyebrow, then her face grew a wide, cat-like grin. She grabbed the controller from Havoc's hands. "So, Jean, ya want some flying lessons?" she grinned.

Jean spoke in a squeeky voice. "B-but, Lieutenant, I thought you were the Colonel's right hand woman!?" Jean exclaimed.

"I am, but I have my 'debts' to the Colonel. Besides, I love toy copters!" Riza said happily. "Now, boys, here's what we're gonna do..."

"Umm...Lieutenant Hawkeye?" Kain spoke up. "Yes, Master Sergeant?" "May I play with the bubblewrap?"