DISCLAIMER

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gundam Wing. Never did and never will.

Sorry about this one, this is kinda gay. I was bored and I had nothing better to do and my dad was using the computer so I just started writing this. Is really dumb.

Never-Seen-Before Footage of G-Wing

(Never-seen-before-footage furring the filming of G-Wing)

Duo passed the basketball to Heero. But unfortunately two students step infront of him. Heero trows the ball against the backboard and makes a leap to catch the ball and-*WHAM!* The ball has made contact with his head.

"No worry!" Heero said as he jumped up and faced the camera crew. "I am Heero Yuy! No weapon, not even a ball may harm me! OUCH! Could someone get me an asprin? Oh-no. I think I broke a nail...again!"

The Lion growled ferociously in his cage. Trowa steps up and sticks is hand in the cage and...*CHOMP!* Trowa's hand is bitten off.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Trowa cries out. Then relaxes as Catherine pulls out the fake hand, revealing the real one. "Can someone feed that fricken lion? That's the 50th time and I'm still not getting used to this abuse! By the way, this question's be bugging me. Why are there so many fake hands?!?!?!?!"

Quatre's dueling with Dorthy. Quatre makes a wrong move and his sword is blow out of his hands and Dorthy stabs him. Then Quatre goes down. Suddenly, he starts laughing.

"Cut!" the director cries out. "What is it now?"

"Sorry, but can we get some blood flowage here?" Quatre said. "I mean, hello? I just got stabbed."

"No."

"Common."

"No."

"Fine, then I won't be dramatic."

"Like you were in the first place."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing. And...action!"

After Duo found the 5 missing scientist in the battleship Libra, he sets off with them behind Deathscythe's chest armor to-

"Ahhhhh!" a scientist cried out.

The whole cast turned there's attention to something sticking out of Deathscythe's armor. Duo opens it and sees the scientist with the really long nose step out.

"You idiot!" he cried out. "You closed that-that think on my nose!"

"Hey! Don't call my Gundam a thing!" Duo cried back.

"What are you gonna do about it sissy?" the scientist asked mockingly.

"You wanna go?" Duo challenged.

"Bring it on, girl!" the scientist replies.

Director: "*sweat drop* "Not again."

Wufei sat in in Wing Zero battling some mobile suits out in space. All of a sudden, the Zero Program pops up and it says..."WUFEI IS A WOMAN!"

Wufei sits up. "INJUSTICE! Do I look like a woman? Do I act like a woman? Do I have big round thingys on my chest? I think NOT! I demand to know who has done this! What? You say you saw Heero around it earlier? INJUSTICE! No, wait...this is his Gundam. Damn! All well! Bring me Pelina or whatever her name is and a gun! If he messes with me, I'll mess with him!""

THE END!

Okay, that was not my best work but I was bored, I was high and I couldn't sleep one night. By the way, just to remind you, this wasn't written to diss the pilots.