A series of one-shots where Nico acts like the mischievous 12-year old he should be. Though probably OOC, and too innocent for twelve year olds nowadays, I think this will be a great one. Enjoy!

Percy looked at me funny when I asked him on a date. "Did you just ask me on a date?" Percy spluttered, almost laughing. "Yeah. What's the problem? You ask Annabeth to go with you all the time!" I answered plainly. "Dates are for boyfriend and girlfriend, Nico." Percy explained. Nico still looked flustered. "What's the problem? I'm a boy, and I'm your friend, you're a boy and you're my friend. Do you not think of me as your friend?" Nico started freaking out.

Percy smacked his palm against his forehead. "Oh, Nico." He muttered. "We'll just go as friends." Percy decided, not wanting to explain to him. "Oh, and one more thing, Percy." I said, Percy gestured for him to go on. "What's a thong?"

Percy looked like he was about to die in laughter. "What? Is there a problem with that word? Is it supposed to be funny?" I asked Percy. "No, no. Where did you learn that word?" Percy asked the younger boy when he recovered from his laughter. "Oh, that's easy! I heard Annabeth talking about it." Percy started laughing again. "Okay, so the word is funny! Thong. Thong. Thong. Thong!" I repeated the words over and over again, making Percy laugh louder. I felt like a comedian.

"Come on! Let's go on our date!" I cheered, dragging Percy by his arm. "Bye, Miss Sally! I'm taking Percy on a date!" I waved to Percy's mom, and she looked shocked. "It's not what he says! We're just friends and I'm not gay!" Percy yelled as I drug him outside.

"You're not happy when I'm taking you to McDonalds? Well, you know what? I'll take Rachel instead!" I huffed and shadow traveled away. Percy yelped when he fell face forward to the ground. "That wasn't what I meant," He muttered and headed back to his apartment.

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