Cloud's Mambo No. 5

Author's Note: This filk doesn't make the slightest bit of sense, but
neither does the original song *grins*, imhoe. It's just when Cloud rants (in the chorus) about all the screw up things that the F.F 7 team does wrong.

Author's Note:

This author holds nothing against any FF7 character except for that cheapass Chocobo Sage.

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Sing to Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5"

One, two, three, four, five, everybody's skipping Disc 2 so come on let's hide In Mideel around the corner
four Weapons to fight but I really don't wanna
In prison like I was last week
In trouble deep 'cause Dio's a creep
I said "Exploding the battle square was only a joke"
Then I looked at his face and went for broke:
"I'm not Aeris, I'm not her"
"And I can't tell if your mood's any lesser."
But Dio said: "Let's just talk about it."
So Cloud said:

"A little bit of Aeris taking sides
A little bit of Red XIII always right
A little bit of Cid criticised Omnislash
A little bit of Cai Sith, limits are trash
A little bit of Barret, he's slow as well
A little bit of Vincent, escaped from hell
A little bit of Yuffie being bad
A little bit of this makes Tifa mad!"

Jump up and down and wave your sword around
When your mind's not sound but your feet are on the ground
With Tifa wrong and Aeris right
With Red XIII front and Barret behind
Put Limits on once and Limits on twice
And if it looks like this then you think you're right

A little bit of Aeris taking sides
A little bit of Red XIII always right
A little bit of Cid criticised the Omnislash
A little bit of Cait Sith, Limits are trash
A little bit of Barret, he's slow as well
A little bit of Vincent, escaped from hell
A little bit of Yuffie being bad
A little bit of this makes Tifa mad!

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Well, I liked it. Please take the time to review as it DID take me a long time to write, and I've heard enough Lou Bega to last a lifetime.
I guess I was right. Humour, Songfics, they'll be what I write.
Thanx for the support.

Angelicorn #2