start chappie #1 yay! sorry if its too short

"I am NOT short because I don't drink milk, and NOT drinking milk does not make me short" Ed yelled as Roy once again made fun of his height and lack of milk. "Brother Maybe you should start drinking milk, then maybe Mr. Mustang would stop making fun of you" Al suggested hiding in a corner out of fear. "You turned on me too Al?" Ed screamed unbelievingly "n-no of course not!" Al stuttered "Ed, Al was only giving you a suggestion, but maybe you SHOULD start drinking milk your too short" Winry said with a sly smirk.

Ed gaped unbelievingly. Suddenly Fuery comes in "HEY FUERY!" Ed yells "um…yes Elric-san?" Fuery mumbles quietly "do you think im short?" Ed asks "um…um…..I think……I hear my mom calling me" Fuery squeaks panicked and scurries away quickly. Everybody blinks weirdly. Winry pounces on Ed "AL NOW!" she screams holding him down. "Right!" Al yells grabbing some milk. Both try to force Ed to drink the milk but since he was pinned down the milk just ended up pouring all over him "WTF!?" Ed yelled.

"damn that didn't work….Al grab the bottle!" Winry yelled Al pulled out a baby bottle. "WTF AGAIN!!??" Ed yelled horrified as Al forced the bottle into his mouth. Roy howled with laughter clutching his sides gasping for breath. A random officer came in "why does the full metal alchemist have a bottle in his mouth?"

end chapter 1