Grovecityfan: Hello, all! I have decided to write this just to get it out of my head. "Why?" You may ask. Simply because I am secretly insane and deserve to be locked up. At least, when I write this. So, enjoy my strange and awesomely misunderstood sense of humor.
When did that happen?
It started out like any other morning, sunny, warm, and humid, the
typical start of a day. Until, that is, grovecityfan got a terrible idea…
Quotes! Gone bad! Dun dun dun…
Outside the Asylum…
Lili- (Using telepathy) When are you going to shut up and let me eat you
already?
Raz- Uh, I can hear that.
Lili- (Mischievously) I know. Mwahahahaha!
Main Lodge…
Nils- Man, Ford! You're taking forever with those burgers!
Ford- Oh yeah? Well then it's a good thing none of you brats has the need
to eat,now isn't it?
Kids' Cabins…
Raz- How come you wear that hat, Dogen?
Dogen- Because one time my powers made someone's head explode.
CIA Guy- There he is! Get him!
Anywhere after dark…
Raz- I don't wanna show anyone this bracelet. People will think we're
totally boyfriend-girlfriend.
Me- (Overreacting) Well, you are, idiot!
Bonfire…
Oleander- The rest of you…will die!
Clemm and Crystal- Yess!
In Sasha's Mind…
Sasha- Razputen! Good to see you're back. What have I missed?
Raz- Something from the lake is stealing kids brains, and Oleander is trying
to take over the world!
Sasha- Well, there is good news.
Raz- What's that?
Sasha- I just saved 15 on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Raz- Oh.
Grovecityfan: Wow, that felt good. I'm so sorry for bothering you and wasting your time, but I had to let that out. I'm telling you now, I'm completely sane, and I can continue working on The New Kid in Town. Whew!
